Breaking news from the White House. LYIN’ DON looked out on the White House lawn this morning and was enraged to discover that someone had desecrated the snow. Written in yellow were the words, “F&^% Trump”.
He immediately called Attorney General Bondi to find out who perpetrated this assault on America. “I want to know today!” he shouted.
Later Bondi returned and announced, “Well, Mr. President, we have good news and we have bad news. Which would you like first?”
“The good news, I guess.”
“The good news is that we know who did it. DNA analysis shows that it was Barack Obama.”
“Obama! I should have known. That sunuva…I want you to get an indictment on him right now! Put the whole DOJ on it if you have to. I don’t care how…Wait, what’s the bad news?”
Love it. I keynoted a hunter education annual meeting in Anchorage in 1992. When my host picked up a friend and fellow speaker (a professor at Colorado State) in a snowbank along the sidewalk someone had peed out their name. John pointed and called it Alaskan Art! Ah, the “yellow snow”, which always makes me think of Frank Zappa’s tune about it:
I’m not saying anyone should, but I wouldn’t lose any sleep if someone at the WH fed up with their bulllshit found some scopamaline in Ronny Jackson’s stash and gave it to Trump and Stephen Miller – and suggested they rub handfuls of the ‘yellow snow’ in THEIR eyes! And maybe told Trump a big bowl of it was ‘beautiful chocolate ice cream’ and suggested he chow down!
I’m confused. Did part of the original get cut off after “What’s the bad news”? I mean the stunt sounds so petty and childish that you could expect it of Drumpf, but not Obama.
So, what WAS the “bad news?”
Read the last line of the piece. It’s there. “Um, it’s in Melania’s handwriting.” Do you see the image?
I don’t think it’s a true thing. A “good news-bad news” intro is usually a joke. Without the bad news, we’re left to fill in our own version of bad news. I can think of something. Trump, you are bad news. People hate you. Get a clue.
I wondered about the bad news, also. So I went ti Daily Kos to find the original story. Usula’s story omitted the last line:
“Uh, well, it’s in Melania’s handwriting.”
I see it. It’s the last line of the piece. There must be spirit messages in this computer or something.
Read the last line of the piece. It’s there. “Um, it’s in Melania’s handwriting.” Do you see the image?
I read it and died laughing!