I confess that a lot of things can’t shock me too much in this Age of Trump. That’s because after ten years of this madness the callouses on your nerve endings start growing callouses of their own. But this next theory — and it is a conspiracy theory, I’ll say that up front — is starting to go around social media. Like all good conspiracy theories, it contains enough of a germ of plausibility to where you say, “Damn. Is that what’s going on here?” It won’t hurt for us to look at it and then you can take it with a grain of (pink) salt, like all conspiracy theories.
He’s building Noah’s Arc? bsky.app/profile/atru…
— Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) 2025-10-25T10:18:43.777Z
No, likely he’s talking about the Arc of Trump, which is going to be a replica of the Arc de Triompe, which Napolean commissioned back in the day. Although hey, kill two birds with one stone, right? The size of the ballroom is gargantuan and the size of the proposed Arc is also gargantuan and you start building gargantuan things and who knows what you might build under them, Trojan horses and such like? Ya folla? Now we get to the conspiracy theory.
Now there’s a thought: Would Eric and Lara really want to hunker in the bunker with Dad? Seriously? Because I am of the opinion that the last place Melania would want to be is in a structure that she wasn’t able to leave, with Donald.
And hey, while we’re doing CT, let’s do CT, shall we? I knew I missed my big chance when I started doing liberal blogging rather than courting the likes of Breitbart. Maybe the reason Barron transferred to the D.C. campus of NYU this semester, to live in the White House, is that he’s in on the big coup d’etat and he’s all ready to head down to the bunker with Daddy.
Now is that the bunker(s) under the ballroom or the bunker under the Arc of Trump, or, are there tunnels running back and forth between the two places — very much like the tunnels I read about years ago carved under Denver International Airport? The grey aliens used to travel in those tunnels, between DIA and Area 51, so maybe they’ll go back east and visit Donald, ya spose? Hey, when I said, “Let’s do CT,” I meant let’s do CT.
Now when you get to looking at the ballroom on these propagandistic and sociological levels, then it is no longer CT. It is all too real and plausible. And Trump would love nothing more than the gigantic gaudy arch and the ugly ballroom, also gigantic, to be built and swamp the architecture and the mood of Washington, D.C. They would bear his name. As would, don’t forget, the opera section of the Kennedy Center, which Trump spoke about renaming the Melania Trump Opera House.
I would expect some protests about that last one, frankly. Melania has zero connections with the arts, unless appearing on the covers of soft core porn magazines is now an artform. Say, the lobby of the Opera House could have all of Melania’s covers and “spreads” you should pardon the expression, from the old days, on the walls.
This is all getting very.very.weird. Not to mention Men In Black-ish.
