Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask instead what you can do for your country. President John F Kennedy
There’s a reason for my quote at the top, and we’ll get to it in a minute. Forget about that Big Beautiful Piece Of Sh*t for a moment. Traitor Tot has already decided that his signature issue for his second term isn’t his tax boondoggle giveaway to the rich, it’s going to be immigration. And he’s going for it balls-to-the-wall. And like everything else in his sad, misbegotten life, he’s bollixing it up.
Never mind the current administration of fear, arrogance, and intimidation. His Lowness has spent his whole life using those three ingredients in a judicious mix to obtain what he wants. If you need proof of that, just cue up any one of his campaign speeches. Most politicians running for office speak of the vision of America, American exceptionalism, and civic pride. Traitor Tot bellows about American carnage!
The quote at the top was of course from President Kennedy. He was speaking to our better angels as a country. One of his signature accomplishments of his short administration was the Peace Corps, designed purely for young Americans. College graduates put their personal lives on hold for a year in order to bring home, technology, and human kindness to underserved parts of the globe. It was a magnificent success. And his call for service made the public-government partnership possible that put a man on the moon in less than ten years.
El Pendejo Presidente just doesn’t get us. He doesn’t get the American people, and he doesn’t get American culture. We are all by nature an aspiration people, we all came from somewhere else, and our ancestors busted their collective asses in buying into the American Dream. As a nation we want to be inspired.
And that brings us to Traitor Tot’s most recent cluster f*ck. Trump wants to take every single person that doesn’t look like him or one of his supporters, round them up, and put them all on a slow boat going anywhere else who will take them. And that list keeps growing smaller every day. Add to that the simple fact that he keeps throwing American citizens into the gulag awaiting deportation, and the whole thing is turning into a massive PR nightmare.
Trump’s managerial style when it comes to government programs is no different than his managerial style when dealing with one of his Atlantic City casinos. The bigger of a loser it is, the more money you throw at it. Trump’s Big Beautiful Piece Of Sh*t allowed for the hiring of 10,000 NEW ice AGENTS.
But the administration seems to be having a bit of a recruitment t problem. Call me kooky, but maybe the fact that the media can’t find an ICE agent who’s willing to appear on camera without a mask over his head, and neither can Trump. is having a dampening affect on recruiting. Maybe the best and brightest don’t want to walk around all day with a ski mask over their heads.
Which leads to a typical MAGA ad blitz. At least three times on Saturday, when I was watching college football, I caught Traitor Tot ads pimping for people to apply for ICE. And it’s a nightmare, as scenes of semi violent ICE takedowns flash on the screen, some raspy voice loser intones, President Trump has sworn to make America safe again. And that means getting rid of the worst of the worst. But he needs your help. ICE is recruiting for dedicated men and women to help to make our country safe again! This is followed by some lame ass bribe of something like a $1500 signing bonus if your application is accepted, and you get through training.
Really? Where’s the inspiration, the positive call to duty for the national good? Imagine JFK putting out an ad that said something like, Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country. We’re looking for highly motivated college graduates to go and spend a year digging in the the dirt with piss poor third world farmers to show how exceptional we are. And if you finish your tour, we’ll eat $1500 of your college loans!
Recent polling shows that Traitor Tot’s immigration policies are wildly unpopular, even with moderate GOP voters. And they’re only going to get even more unpopular when most average Americans can’t afford guacamole for their Super Bowl parties. Considering the fact that ICE is a part of the federal government, and employment allegedly carries civil service protections, and especially since Trump’s ads cater to the kind of brain dead losers who couldn’t pass the interview process, don’t look for a massive surge in ICE operations any time soon.
I thank you for the privilege of your time.
ICE is Trumpler’s private army, his SA without the brown shirts but with balaclavas. He’ll make sure any thug who applies gets through the interview no problem: the only question will be “Do you swear to worship Trump?” But maybe the thugs should ponder the eventual fate of the SA, which was to be obliterated by Hitler’s SS and Gestapo during the Night of the Long Knives.
The bonus is up to $50,000, not $1,500.
Hey, easy on Limu Emu. I like that big bird, while I despise anything and everything to do w/Rump. I hope we can erase any trace of his time in the WH, including all the tacky, cheapo fake gold paint, the pictures of him, fix the Rose Garden back to its former splendor, etc. No trace. The nation could use the healing power of un-Rumping the country.