Does anything scream “high school sophomore approach to life” quite like a competition to see who might have sex with a particular girl first? (Use of the word “girl” is most appropriate in this case concerning the two most notorious alleged child sex-traffickers in history.) This question is made that much worse when one supposes that this type of competition, “who will do it first” is perhaps one of the least offensive things that Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein engaged in during their span as “best friends” given it at least concerned an adult. Still, it is disgusting and no less so given that they decided to put their manhood to the test over Princess Diana, who has been dead since 1997, at least according to Michael Wolff, the biographer-reporter who talked to the Daily Beast.
We have a summary from our pals over at Rawstory, who write:
“They had a competition, Trump and Epstein,” Wolff told The Daily Beast, speaking on the publication’s podcast Inside Head.
“Of who would be the one, the first one to sleep with Princess Diana… they just understood, what could you get from these people? Both Trump and Epstein. What can you get from somebody, is the question you would always ask about anybody.”
This is quite the claim though it is tough to envision a world in which someone like Wolff could make up what would otherwise seem like an outlandish and outrageous claim. Wolff states that he has one hundred hours of tapes of discussions he had with Epstein in 2017. The trouble is that he hasn’t published any of those tapes. Regardless, it also doesn’t seem all that outlandish given the two subjects of the bet.
But speaking of sounding like high school sophomores, we have the response to the allegation from Trump communication director Steve Cheung, who seems unable to resist retorting with a “I refuse to dignify the accusation with a response” and instead chose to go just as low:
“Michael Wolff is a lying sack of s–t and has been proven to be a fraud,” Cheung told The Daily Beast. “He routinely fabricates stories originating from his sick and warped imagination, only possible because he has a severe and debilitating case of Trump derangement syndrome that has rotted his peanut-sized brain.”
These people cannot even be trusted to invent their own syndromes, borrowing instead from the famous “Obama Derangement Syndrome” stuff that goes back to Tea Party days. And opposing Trump at every turn doesn’t make one sick. Quite the contrary… Also, “lying sack of sh*t” from the White House communications director? I know that expectations couldn’t be lower nowadays given the presient, but come on. Do better. Besides, how does Cheung know it is a lie?
You will of course note that neither Trump nor Epstein got even close to the woman who is remembered as “the People’s Princess.” No one, nay no one, even at the time, would have assumed otherwise. The woman had more class in her high heel than either of these heels. She died in Paris with another prince, not in Palm Beach with a wanna-be king.
It isn’t hard to envision a scenario whereby Epstein and Trump made such a bet. Trump was always talking about Diana and, according to Rawstory, once said that Diana was his “dream trophy wife” after her separation in 1996. Trump would later tell Howard Stern that he believed that he could have slept with her (High school) had he wanted to. This man is actually president. And he still wouldn’t have a chance.
He never grew up and, apparently, never really got past that pimply-faced dreamer stage most of us get through at about 14 – sad! And it’s not deranged to note such a thing.
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On Steve Cheung, we get back to that Shakespearean quote “The [guy] doth protest too much.” Of course, Cheung may just be deluded, but anyway, the claim (the bet Trump and Epstein allegedly made) hardly surprises me at all, unfortunately. I’d be surprised to learn that such __didn’t__ happen.