To understand what’s going on right now, you need to understand two simple things. You need to understand the egos of the personalities involved, and you need to understand the practical political logistics involved.
This ongoing blood feud between Traitor Tot and Elon Rust is starting to look more and more like Family Feud. The two keep throwing social media cheap shots while their idiot sycophants stand around clapping and cheering. But El Pendejo Presidente is in uncharted waters here.
Trump is world renowned for having the worlds longest memory, and the most virulent temper. In TrumpaPalooza I, his Press Secretary was fond of relating how His Lowness would wait years to repay a slight, and always hit back 10 times harder. And it’s historically accurate for the most part. Trump regularly shook down small contractors and merchants for pennies-on-the-dollar for contracts by threatening to tie them up in court until they went broke.
But here’s the problem. In his current cage match Il Douche is finally going up against somebody who has even more money than he has. And an ego to match. If The Mango Messiah thinks he’s going to throw a left hook on Bullsh*t Social, and not have Rust answer back with a right cross on Stupid Twitter, he’s got another thought coming. Musk has both the ego as well as the bucks to trade pinches with Trump until hell freezes over.
Now for the practical political implications of this feud. Rust has already sworn that he will spend every last penny he has to beat GOP House and Senate incumbents in 2026 who voted for Trump’s uber rich tax giveaway. On July 4 he held a bogus poll on Stupid Twitter where he asked if his followers were ready for a 3rd America Party. The funny part is that Husk has 221 million Stupid Twitter followers, and only 1.8 million bothered to vote, and only 65% of them voted for his third party boondoggle. His own followers ignore him!
But here’s the straight sh*t, and you heard it here first. I know exactly what Rust is talking about, and it’s all just another boondoggle. Getting a 3rd party on the ballot nationwide in 2026 would have required him to start somewhere in 2024, and with the ground game required to get enough signatures in all 50 states to qualify for the ballot would have put Husk on good stamps.
But being Rust, he tipped his mitts, and I caught the ruddy little blighter at it. In his tantrum he said that he was ready to spend every penny he had to defeat GOP House and Senate incumbents that had voted for Trump’s tax giveaway.
He’s pulling an Evan McMullin. Remember him? He’s the cormer Never Trumper who ran against Trump on a 3rd party ticket, but only in a targeted handful of states, trying to flip just enough electoral college votes to deprive Trump the White House.
That’s what Rust is talking about doing in 2026. He’ll get a ground game together and put enough forces in the field to gather enough signatures in selected House districts and GOP states to get his 3rd party candidates on the ballots to go up against the GOP incumbents who pissed him off. The lazy bugger isn’t trying to change the national landscape, just surgical parts of it.
Which could spell big trouble for Emperor Numbus Nuttus and the GOP in 2026. The GOP is already pissing up a rope, since historically midterm elections tend to go against the party in power. And since Rust can’t get rid of The Cheeto Prophet, he’s out for something more valuable to him. Revenge. And Musk is more than willing to settle for cheap, petty revenge.
Here’s how it will play out. Since Rust is fielding 3rd party candidates, it will have no effect on the GOP primaries. Once they’re over, his hand-picked toadies will appear on the November ballot. And Musk will be free to spend as much as he wants on attack ads against the GOP opponents for those seats.
Never lose sight of this simple fact. Musk isn’t interested in political power as in legislative seats. He’s out for revenge, And sticking Traitor Tot with a Democratic House and Senate for the last two years of his term would suit Musk just fine. Hell, he’s gonna make money either way. Stick a pin in this, it could get real interesting, real qjuick next fall.
I thank you for the privilege of your time.
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