OMFG. I can’t believe that any grown man would think that this is the way to go, this pasty, waxed fruit look. If Matt Gaetz accidentally gets decapitated, that’s what to do with the head, just put it in a bowl with some plastic bananas and apples and paint it as a still life. God help us. This is the new Matt Gaetz look and here is the promo for the new Matt Gaetz show. Aren’t you glad you live in an era where just about anybody can find a slot on a podcast or RWNJ network to peddle their wares?
Good God, I hope Matt tones down the makeup next time he goes on air. This is so disturbing to watch — truly the stuff of nightmares. 😱 pic.twitter.com/XIUeFaCK3k
— Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 (@joncoopertweets) January 3, 2025
Yes, the resemblance to Wayne Newton is striking. But so is the one to Liberace.
— dawn 🌞 (@missmyjeans1) January 3, 2025
But make no mistake, it is a blessing, one for which we should thank God on our knees for every night, that Gaetz is here, doing this, rather than mucking up Congress. This is where the man truly belongs. And I don’t think this is going to be the shoo-in to the Florida governor’s mansion that he thinks it will be. I think Gaetz has found his true calling in life, right here, on RWNJ TV.
This is definitely the Mar-a-Lago look. No question about it. Kimberly Guilfoyle sports this Bizarro World kind of a visage, God knows Laura Loomer does. She’s the poster child for it in fact. Just Google any kind of party pictures from Mar-a-Lago, any occasion any time of the year, and this is the look that will leap out at you. The GOP version of Night Of The Living Dead. Just go ahead and embalm yourself when you’re still alive. Speaking of which, take a look at his nibs.
The white lips make him look like he’s been dead for a few days. And maybe he will be dead for a few days before anybody realizes it. Donald better remember to take his makeup off at night. (Can you imagine that crap getting onto the pillow cases? I’ll bet they don’t even try to bleach them, they just burn them.) Oh and by the way, Melania has her own washing machine, do you love it? Anything of hers gets washed in her own machine, not in a family machine. I think you can see why.
You're telling me this is the same person? pic.twitter.com/o80rCqypdK
— AskAubry 🦋 🦝 (@ask_aubry) January 3, 2025
Amazing what you can do with Ozempic and Botox, ain’t it?
He got the orange bronzer from his Master, I gather? pic.twitter.com/FFUiOziw2L
— Daniel Davis (@EdWoodLives) January 3, 2025
Trump looks so unnatural here. But apparently the unnatural sells. At least so far it’s selling the Republicans, so expect them to keep it up.
If they ever reboot LazyTown, he’s got a lock on the Robbie Rotten role. pic.twitter.com/DYQ1ImR9iM
— MikeBates (@MikeBates) January 3, 2025
42 looking 72 after a dozen facelifts. Beats me. And is Matt showing up in Washington, D.C. tomorrow, when the House convenes? I haven’t the slightest idea, but he was threatening to do that. He claims he can vote for Speaker because he was elected to the 119th Congress. Yes, he was elected but he resigned from Congress. This is a nit picky point of law and I don’t know the answer. I guess we see what happens when he shows up. Mike Johnson is so desperate for another vote, he probably doesn’t care about breaking the law.
Or, maybe Gaetz doesn’t intend to vote for Johnson. Maybe he’s out to sabotage Johnson like he sabotaged McCarthy. Nobody knows. Stay tuned and see what happens.
This is what gates was all about, sick conniving pedophile!
Shocking that the people who want to control women’s bodies have such body dysmorphia themselves.