Remember the Improbability Drive, a means of propulsion that governed the spaceship in Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy? Somehow the Improbability Drive is also ruling American politics. This is yet another time where if you wrote this in a novel or screenplay, the reader would be throwing the manuscript in the garbage. There is simply no way that things can happen in Trump world the way that they do in the pages of fiction. But in real life? Evidently, not even the sky is the limit. Because yesterday, a tornado came from the sky and wreaked havoc with the very same sheriff’s station in St. Lucie County, where Eric Trump was made a deputy sheriff this week.
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— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) October 9, 2024
Anybody want to join in with a theory? I am speechless. But let’s go through the motions and speculate what might have happened, shall we?
- God Himself has had enough of the Trumps and we certainly don’t blame Him?
- The weather control that Marge Greene says the Deep State has is real?
- Eric got hold of Marge’s Jewish space laser and he didn’t read the instruction manual first?
- The Italian satellite poised to steal the 2024 election had a malfunctioning transponder and this is the result?
- Shit happens?
That’s my best shot. I have no idea. Maybe the next tornado will send Melania’s wealthy hairdresser/stylist, the one that the MAGAs pay tens of thousands of dollars a month to to make Melania look good, aloft into the sky. I hope he has a bicycle and he and Margaret Hamilton can peddle through the storm together, just like in the Wizard of Oz.
I don’t want to ask how much more off the walls this situation with Trump world can get. I’m not sure I want to know. Going now to get a cold compress and lie down.
I’d say KARMA.
More proof Karma exists.
I’m leaning to #3, to think Eric would be smart enough to read anything first, and just because of he and his brother blowing away wildlife just for fun, not for food on the table …
His continued signs of limited awareness make him a target of Steven Colbert in his monologs, even to the point of Colbert panning Eric’s voice and personage …
Eric, was his father’s target for taking hits for actions, plotted and attempted business errors by signing Eric as the basic CEO of Trump’s golden Empire, Trump, never one to accept ANY responsibility for anything, other than someone else’s hard work … He knew Junior was blasted out of his mind most of the time …
With all the polished brass letters beginning to fall off buildings, Trump’s wild statements are a sign he has reached his saturation point of bad news … His appearance’s are becoming ragged as he looks, his physical health is close to flatline in the ER … A couple more hits by Mr. Smith and fed up Judges, might just be too much …
Good luck Donald, Trumpty Dumpty had a great fall, season’s greetings to all, sleep in peace tonight … Polish up those pumpkins …
I find it rather telling that all these con xtian republicans blame all progress and progressive ideas brought by progressives for every meteorological event that occurs in our country. I find it ironic that most of the time these events adversely impact states where these folks live-certainly where their supporters live. You’d think they’d get a clue after umpty-squat number of times this stuff happens to them.
People voting ought to be paying more attention to the consequences of their votes and support of the charlatans they financially support. And by people I mean of the republican/libertarian/magat persuasion. Newsflash cons–you’re interpreting it wrong.
Now, on a serious note-the science is in and WE’RE causing these problems because of the damage WE’VE done to the climate on our planet. We have, in our power right now, the means to make sure our grand kids/great grand kids have decent lives. How about we start fixing what we broke. What kills me is the money we’d be saving all the way around by moving totally to renewables and totally away from fossil fuels. It is astonishing how much you can save by NOT putting all that money into pockets of the koch bros, saudi princes, vlad, etc. Amazing how much you don’t spend on Rx’s/medical bills when the environment isn’t making you ill. They call themselves “conservatives”. Just what is it they “conserve”?
While I personally believe #1, I have to say that #5, shit happens, is what the reality is. We have caused such havoc with our environment. Hurricanes are getting larger and more destructive and a tornado can pop up anywhere and cause horrible damage. We must do better, starting with electing people who believe in science.
I read that Milton spawned a record number of tornados ahead of it. on satellite you could see a secondary storm system leading the way, sometimes sweeping into Milton, then spinning on its own again. the effective size of the hurricane was greater than calculated.
Two things we will never have to worry about having shortages of: human arrogance and mind numbing stupidity.
Campaign finance reform/limits would provide funds for something more useful. Seriously, $2 billion dollars to be tortured by tv ads?
OK, so Ursula possibly forgot to add Karma to her list of theories for the tornado zeroing in on the sheriff’s office. Let’s call it option 6. However, my theory for explaining this event would be labeled option 7: All of the above.
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Obviously, it’s the Hand of Dog!!