It’s tough to tell when the actual or alleged raping years of Donald Trump were. We know he’s a civilly adjudicated rapist of E. Jean Carroll and that incident took place in the 1990s. We know he reportedly raped Ivana, his first wife, sometime in the 80’s although supposedly she walked it back later. Why she might have done so, we can speculate. And then there was the period of the 1970s and 1980s where Trump boasted of “fucking every supermodel in Europe,” and characterized that period as “my own personal Vietnam.” And we won’t even go into the query, “Is it wrong to be more sexually attracted to your daughter (Ivanka, then 13) than your wife?” Yes, the sex life of Trump and his fantasies about same are a many splendored thing. But running through it all is the belief that he was one stud extraordinaire.

I’m going to try to be objective here. If you put the photograph atop this piece in front of me and I didn’t know who Trump was, had never heard of him, my assessment would be this: “Way too much of a candy ass for my tastes. Bland, no character. Doesn’t look that bright. Fancies himself as a lot hotter than he is. You can see the insecurity in his eyes. I’ll pass.” And again, it’s hard to be objective. Being as generous as possible, I would say, “This is the kind of a guy for whom looks alone won’t get him laid. He’s going to have some other high card, brains, charm, talent, whatever.” And of course in Trump’s case, the high card — the only card — is money.

Personally, I think this photo makes him come across like Norman Bates, but again, I admit I can’t be totally objective when it comes to Trump. But I don’t see him as “hot as a pistol” if by that we are defining male beauty along the lines of Paul Newman and Robert Redford in Butch Cassidy. Or Steve McQueen in Bullitt. I mention these guys because they’re Trump-era guys, more or less.

Or, hey, lets bring in Robert DeNiro, who is a few years older than Trump and a bona fide A-list movie star and heartthrob as a younger man. Trump can’t hold a candle to him, then or now. Same with Harrison Ford at 82. All the men named above were considered hot as a pistol in the movie business, and took it to the bank. And let me be clear: all of these actors had the looks, yes, but they had considerable acting chops as well. That’s why they had enduring careers, looks and ability combined. Trump has neither. He’s never been good at anything but being a con. At that he excels.

This Blue Boy post is so weird that I’m assuming it’s photoshopped. Or, could he have really gotten dressed like that and posed? And for what audience? And now here’s a good one. If anybody ever asks you for an image which illustrates the phrase, “shit for brains,” this is it.

And a message from Trump’s answer to Nosferatu in the 21st century.

Now this I believe is legit. I’ve seen a few of these GQ level pictures. I guess he wanted to be a model or something, an icon of fashion and style? Even Melania was closer to being a supermodel than this.

I suppose that “hot” like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder.

He’s very immature. You saw the true face of Trump on the day of the shrapnel/bullet, whatever it is, in Butler, Pennsylvania. Take a look again. This squashed up, angry, child that emerges along with the fist pump is the real Donald Trump. Go to 1:17.

That stunted, angry infant is the face of the real Trump. This is the guy who wants to command our nuclear arsenal, a man who took a nicked ear and turned it into “taking a bullet for democracy” and then started merchandising kool-aide glasses and fundraising off of the incident. No, no, and no. We can’t let it happen. Again.

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14 COMMENTS

    • Paul Newman was hot for many decades, from a young man all the way until he was a grey haired. He had hot wired. Women loved him, so did men.

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      • Paul Newman could laugh at himself which I find even hotter than his looks which, of course, were smokin’ even when he was an old man.

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      • I think.he had enormous charm and could hardly wait to be old enough for character roles. He managed to.make grumpy old men appealing. So has DeNiro.
        The only thing Trump united was the universal loathing of actual.New,Yorkers

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    • Nor Anji or Jennifer. Come to think of it, I’m not sure he keeps anyone up at night even if they have the misfortune to have sex with him.

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    • I wonder if Trump ever had a normal girlfriend and I’m defining “normal” as she was with him because she dug him on some level, not because he was paying her. I would really like to know.

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      • The one young woman, the playboy centerfold, said she thought they had a real relationship. I’m sorry I can’t remember her name.

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        • That was Karen McDougal. Very pretty young lady, I was always puzzled why she would be attracted to a sleaze like Trump. No accounting for taste as they say.

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  4. In the top picture, he looks like what he is: a whiny, pouty, sullen bitch. Nothing has changed over the years. He still looks like a whiny, pouty, sullen bitch only now it’s an old bitch.

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    • I think.he had enormous charm and could hardly wait to be old enough for character roles. He managed to.make grumpy old men appealing. So has DeNiro.
      The only people Trump united were actual New,Yorkers who Are bonded over loathing for him

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