I guess the one advantage to being abysmally and subnormally stupid is that you’re too stupid to know how stupid you are. That is a kind of a blessing. Lauren Boebert earns $174,000 per year as a Twitter troll. Her actual paychecks come from the United States government in compensation for “representing” Colorado’s third congressional district. For now. But the job she actually does is Twitter troll. Sunday afternoon Twitter started to hum with a new conspiracy theory, that Joe Biden was “in hiding” or that he had been kidnapped, hadn’t been seen in ten days, you name it. Twitter can be illuminating and it can be a cesspool and yesterday, post-Biden announcement, it was the latter. So naturally, this lowlife twit has to chime in with her particular flavor of idiocy.
😂😂😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/DGHenrBsyq
— Billie 🌻☮️🏳️🌈 (@sunnysky322) July 22, 2024
Are you marveling right now? Are you simply marveling at this level of utterly being out of tune with reality and in tune with the frequencies heard only by elderly dogs and wearer of tinfoil hats? This makes 4Chan look like the Wall Street Journal or better yet, the Christian Science Monitor. But she’s serious. Bobo thinks she has the right to “demand” something of Joe Biden.
Only if one was a complete idiot and didn't understand how these things work.
— Ursula Faw (@ursulafaw56) July 22, 2024
BTW, the Senate is Congress. It's the upper chamber, the House is the lower. Get an education, it's a worthwhile investment.
— Ursula Faw (@ursulafaw56) July 22, 2024
If you missed yesterday’s conspiracy theory, here’s what it looked like.
I have questions. Why is this missing the official letterhead? Where is @JoeBiden ? No phone call to address this? No video of him. Let's be real. We know he doesn't do his social media. So until I see or hear from him. I still have questions. #WheresSmokinJoe pic.twitter.com/h12oKOjh87
— Casey Jones (@CJThePatriot702) July 21, 2024
Where is Biden? Someone needs to demand proof of life. He needs to acknowledge he knows he dropped out of the race. We’re going to hear from Kamala the Kackling Loon before we hear from Biden? What is going on? https://t.co/Fvg4DdLXzn
— Brandon Lodge (@bw_lodge) July 22, 2024
The simple answer is that he’s quarantined at home recuperating from COVID. But why let the simple facts get in the way of a good conspiracy theory, right?
Hey boobert, as a citizen, I demand you hand over your phone so I can research how many bjs you have given in the last year and what political favors you’ve received as payment, and from whom.
Stick to putting on shows of getting your boobs felt up and giving over the pants handjobs at the theater because you think you and your date can put on a better show than the actors on stage the other theater goers paid to see. Or better still just STFU and just go away. Far away. So far we never see or hear from you again.
She can hold her breath until he replies to her.
Boebert needs to make herself truly useful and go see “Beetlejuice” with Donald Trump.
BooBoo & the donnie would make a great pair. They’re both dumber than rocks. I can just see their mating dance. Lord help us if they ever get together.
Question: How much lower can the GOP go before total implosion?
With stars like this and the other dung heaps in our House, like Gym Jordon and others, we have to, at the very least, start with putting Kamala in the Oval Office … She already knows her way through-out ALL of the DC complex, along with ALL the same intelligence and round table conferences that Biden has, her position as the sitting VP requires that, just in case, the wart Trump never understood any of that stuff, came to work at 11 AM, took huge amounts of time away from the job to spend millions of OUR money on golfing …
With Trump in office again, he plans to destroy our democracy, security, health and retirement, make a bloody version of border control standard … Pretty scary stuff, with his babble talk becoming the only thing he can think to say, Kamala NEEDS to flatten him soon …
Before he gets away, Trump needs his days in court to be awarded years of servitude and incarceration for all his crimes and dying in prison could easily be a given …
Look up “Dunning-Kruger” in the dictionary and you’ll likely find Bobo’s picture.
Again, I’ll be brief: This. One. Has. To. Be. A. Laura. Loomer. Clone.
How embarrassing but I’d guess she has no shame. And the others in the mix are just as feckless and stupid. Sometimes I wish our allies didn’t have to “see” and watch this shit show. It’s awful and we look like something out of the Dark Ages.
She’s a good argument for a cognitive test before an elected member is seated in Congress. Were that rule in place, there would be several empty MAGA seats, including one in Colorado. Let’s hope voters have better sense this time round.
I want to demand proof of INTELLGENCE from her!
I’m fairly sure it’s not available.
Good luck finding that Marie.
If Bumblebees demands proof that Biden is,alive,,she needs to prove that she is. Give them both EEGs and MRIs to determine brain activity. My money is on Lauren not showing any.