Good morning you filthy scumbag Chief Justice Roberts. I hate to disturb the first day of your vacation, probably chock full of high fiveing other GOP lowlife scumbags, and volunteering your time and judicial authority to pack helpless orphans off to sweatshops, but I need you to clarify something for me.

Look, give reality a chance for a minute, willya? We all know that Traitor Tot was desperate to get back into the White House for two reasons. First was so that even without your treasonous help, he could pardon himself for his federal crimes, setting up a legal process that would likely still be winding itself out long after he was in his suite in Hell, between the clanky elevator and the noisy ice machine.

The second, actually more potentially dangerous reason was to keep the legal eagles in Manhattan and Fulton County, Georgia off of his fat ass. Because as we both know, a presidential pardon has  no effect on state crimes and convictions. It’s only pixie dust for federal raps.

So, here’s my question. If a presidential pardon isn’t worth the paper it’s printed on in state criminal cases or convictions, why would the prosecutors, judges, and appellate courts in Manhattan, Georgia, Michigan, Arizona and Nevada give a fat flying f*ck about you and your precious snowflake presidential immunity?

You pompous ass hats are so drunk on partisan political power that you’ve lost touch with the fact that your power has limits. If you read me once in a while, you would have known weeks ago that states like NY, NJ, IL, CA and WA were ready to tell you to shove your miphristone decision up your ass if it had gone the wrong way. They all already had multi year supplies of the stuff so that doctors could keep prescribing it, pharmacies could keep filling it, and patients could keep taking it. And what were you going to do about that tough guy, pout?

Just a couple of things you forgot about while you busy trying to crown Emperor Numbus Nuttus I. For one thing, the Manhattan Da’s case should be just fine. Trump’s legal scavengers are busy trying to claim that texts between Trump and his lawyers are privileged texts under immunity, so the entire case should be thrown out. Two problems with that. First, the criminal acts charged took place before Trump took the oath, so no immunity applies. And for later acts, well, the crime-fraud exception to privileged communications. And I ask again. If Judge Merchan confirms the conviction and sentences Traitor Tot, and the appellate courts uphold the convictions, what are ya gonna do, stomp your foot?

It’s even worse in states like MI, AZ and NV for a simple reason. Those states performed their own investigations, under their standing rules of evidence. They got grand jury testimony, which they’ll use at trial. But here’s the McGuffin, smart guy. Trump isn’t charged, indicted, or on trial in any of those cases! And even if he screams immunity!, that only covers His Lowness. Good luck trying to get that evidence thrown out for any defendant not named Trump, who has no immunity.

Let me make this simple for ya, johnny. If a 7 yo knows that the babysitter has no authority, and can’t touch him, her only power is the threat of retaliation when she gets back. If she spoils him, he runs roughshod all over the babysitter. You have no authority, and Mama just took off for Vegas with the personal trainer. Enjoy the ride, and please keep your hands and feet inside the car at all simes.

I thank you for the privilege of your time.

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4 COMMENTS

  1. Only ONE question Murf? You’re a lot more restrained than I am as I have many, many questions for this numb-nutted s.c. “chief”. Still, yours is a damned good one that definitely ought to worry those wanting our nation to have an emperor Von Shitzinpants.

    I’m waiting to see what kind of knot results from the cons on the s.c. when they try to give Von Shitzi immunity for crimes committed before he started squatting in the oval and I’d be very surprised if they don’t attempt to give the ones who are not Shitzi in AZ, MI, etc. some sort of pass. These are some top-notch corrupt criminals on the highest court in the land and they do not give a f*ck about our nation’s laws, Constitution, or any other norms guiding our country.

  2. OK, I just have one question: if the president cannot be prosecuted for anything that he calls in official act, and if the Scotus can determine what an official act is, and so if neither of them can then be prosecuted for anything, how is this democracy? Answer: it’s not, it’s an authoritarian disaster.

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