Today’s Hunter Biden conviction today was by far and away the worst outcome the GOP could have hoped for. Come. Sit with me around the fire, and I’ll explain.
The GOP has spent the last five years trying to portray President Biden’s troubled son Hunter as a criminal Antichrist. They were so extreme that they claimed that Hunter Biden’s laptop proved that he was an international criminal mastermind. To the point that then President Trump got himself impeached for withholding already congressionally approved military aid to Ukraine if newly elected Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy didn’t put together a sham investigation to get dirt on the Biden’s. 90% of this country had ever even heard of Burisma, much less know what it was, and they still didn’t know after all the insane GOP outrage.
Well, today the GOP finally got their sacrificial lamb, and it turned out to be a hollow victory. Hunter Biden was convicted today, and it wasn’t what Trump or the GOP wanted. Instead of being convicted of being some evil international criminal power broker dirtying his father with millions of dollars in illegal dollars, Hunter Biden proved to be nothing more than a sad, flawed man with personal and chemical abuse problems. This in itself presents problems for the GOP, since millions of American voters and families face a similar situation with one of their own. Biden’s steadfast love for his son, and his refusal to end the prosecution or give Hunter a pardon makes him a sympathetic figure, the last thing the GOP wants.
Not only does the GOP know this is a disaster for them, FUX News knows it now too. FUX *sshole in residence, Sean Hannity has spent every day since jury selection started passionately wishing for a Hunter Biden acquittal, screaming that Gunter’s attorney Abbe Lowell had discovered the wormhole in the universe, jury nullification. Which basically means that even though Hunter Biden was guilty under the law, Lowell would argue that the law itself was unfair, so the jury should ignore the law and acquit Hunter Biden anyway. Amusingly enough, this is what Trump attorney defense lawyer Todd Blanche was hoping to convince one juror of, hanging the jury.
Hunter Biden is now a dead horse for the GOP to flog, and Biden made sure of that during the trial. In a weekend interview before jury deliberations started, President Biden was interviewed. He was asked if he would acdept the jury’s decision, no matter what it was, and he simply replied, Yes. He was then asked if he would refuse to pardon his son if he was convicted, and again the answer was a quiet, forceful, Yes. In sharp contrast to Traitor Tots screaming accusations of a weaponized sham trial against him, Biden’s quiet, dignified belief in the unconditional rule of law was a breath of fresh air for voters.
The GOP is bereft of a villain, and they know it. El Pendejo Presidente came out today and called the Biden verdict a ridiculous side show to cover the true criminality of the Biden crime family. And House and Senate MAGAt’s are vowing that they won’t stop until every last criminal act of the biden crime family is exposed. But they already know that they’re beating a dead equine, there’s no juice there.
In getting their sacrificial lamb conviction, which I predict will not hold up on appeal, since an appellate court has already ruled that the form that is the keystone to Biden’s conviction is unconstitutional under 2nd Amendment rights, they’ll have ended up shooti9ng blanks. Hunter Biden is a tragic Americdan figure, tortured by the same demons that bedevil millions of Americans, and easily sympathetic. Meanwhile, President Biden’s undying love and devotion to his son, along with his equally undying love for and devotion to the rule of law makes him a stioc, stalwart champion for the rule of law, as opposed to
Traitor Tots strident vows for vengeance for his righteous prosecution and convictions on much more serious charges.
Here’s the skinny. Trump and his MAGAt’s are playing strictly to the MAGA base, which they know isn’t enough to win the election. He needs white suburban women, blacks, and Hispanics, which is why he’s holding rallies in unfriendly grounds like the South Bronx and suburban Las Vegas.
But Trump’s base can’t swing the election, but independent and soft voters can. And right now, despite the GOP’s desperate bleatings, it’s Biden who ends up coming off as the true, stalwart law and order candidate in this election. And with abortion, voting rights, and gay rights already on their side, that can be enough to tip the election. Don’t touch that dial.
I thank you for the privilege of your time.
Maybe that should be “el pendejo ex presidente”?
That should be CONVICTED FELON DON VON SHITZINPANTZ EX ILLEGAL WHITE HOUSE SQUATTER!!! He LOST the election in 2016 but somehow corrupted the outdated electoral college!
I have to say this is something we don’t see very often–a politician accepting a judicial outcome and consequences for themself/family member. We certainly never see it from a ‘pube/magat and the sky would certainly fall if Von Shitzinpants took responsibility for his crimes. Von Shitzinpants should could learn from Hunter Biden and his father on how to act like a man instead of behaving like a sniveling, whiny, spoiled little 4 year old-the behavior von shitzi displays to the world every day of his worthless life.
The Bidens, even on the bad days, show us how to live upstanding lives. Hopefully, and I know this is something so unlikely we probably wouldn’t see it in 1 million years, ‘pubes, magats, and con xtians take note of this responsible behavior so that when things go wrong, and they will, they too can be accountable and accept the consequences for their behavior. I know, the sun will rise in the west before such a thing happens.
Independents and moderate republicans–please take note of the Biden family’s behavior, contrast it with von shitzinpants’ family, and vote accordingly.
Biden is a moral man who embodies what we wish every lawyer, politician, judge and civil servant possessed. He’s willing to let his remaining surviving son go to jail, even after the tragedies of losing his wife and multiple children. Anyone who doesn’t admire this man walks in darkness and there is no truth in them. Trump pardons traitors. He is the chosen one for sure…the anti-christ. John 8:42-47…children of the devil, reportedly a description given by Jesus, that describes the GOP to perfection.
The shame of it is, they didn’t recognize Jimmy Carter for all of those qualities either. I hope and pray that there are enough sane, moral, reasonable people who will see these things and vote accordingly.
So is Hannity is this “FUX *sshole in residence”, is it Merde(och) that he excretes or Merde(och) he injests? Or Rupert in one end and Lachlan out the other?