San Francisco native “Prison Chicken”, a 33 foot tall inflatable jailbird seen above catching a ride to Alcatraz Island in 2018, will come out of mothballs this Thursday as the newly convicted Presidential Candidate Trump Chicken swings west to feather his campaign nest with those sweet, sweet Silicon Valley contributions:
“As Donald Trump is expected to attend a fundraiser in California on Thursday, the former president is also expected to face mockery with an inflatable “prison chicken” during his trip.
On Wednesday, according to the local Fox affiliate KTVU, as Trump will be in San Francisco for a fundraiser hosted by tech billionaires David and Jacqueline Sacks, a 33-foot-tall inflatable chicken is expected to greet him.
The so-called Trump Chicken, which features a gold side-swept hairdo and a black and white prison uniform, is expected to be seen across San Francisco Bay during the fundraiser.“
T.C., as his friends call him, is precluded by his enormous size from shadowing his human doppelganger too closely, but has always sought to make himself available to those who may wish to confront the disgraced ex-(R)esident with a few carefully chosen words or phrases…
“This is not the first time the Trump prison chicken has made an appearance. It debuted in 2017 for San Francisco’s Trump Tax March and was seen again in 2021 after President Joe Biden was elected.
According to organizers of the Trump Chicken in a GoFundMe titled “Send President Chicken Off To Jail” in 2017, the group wrote that the chicken was a way to speak out amid their frustration with the then-president.
“We all want to see Trump in jail. How can we let out our frustration about everything that seems so ruined and wrong? We at Trump Chicken are civic minded,” the group wrote at the time.
“We want to give you a chance to speak your piece to the Chicken President…As he sails past, you can say anything you want to President Chicken. You can mock and squawk and swear like you’ve never sworn before in a proud expression of your First Amendment right,” the group added.”
Trump biographer David Cay Johnson has posted Mr. Chicken’s GoFundMe for any interested in defraying his expenses…
Can you DM more specifics on location? Have friends in S.F. who'd love to be there to greet them. All nonviolent leftists.
— ArrestTrumpNow3. Wait, they did? (@ArrestTrumpNow3) June 5, 2024
Sounds like a party!
Don't forget meeeeeeeee!!! pic.twitter.com/9HgbZ6SCX1
— 💧 AussieYank 🇦🇺 (@brownhk) June 5, 2024
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I feel Alcatraz would be ideal for Trump and all his sleazy felon friends. We’d have to tidy it up a bit, but it’s serviceable.
— 🟧🇺🇸🟦SeoulSister (@curiouser1920) June 4, 2024
Great idea.
In light of Trump’s threat today to imprison his political opponents, how great would it be if San Francisco beat him to the punch?
I remember this chicken well. He first showed up in China (excuse me Chy-nuh) at a mall. Then the memes started with the chicken stalking the White House. That was some high hilarity. It’s perfect that the chicken has found a new incarnation near Alcatraz. :))
I would really like to be able to get a smaller copy (like the convicted felon baby Shitzinpants ones)!
What’s this? Is there a Shitzinpants thing we can get/buy? Where, how, when, I gotta have one. Would make my day to be able to display Von Shitzi in all his embarrassing less-than glory.
Hey diaper don…if you’re going to San Francisco…be sure to wear flowers in your hair…otherwise they’ll know a fascist has come to town to suck the tits of the billionaires. Maybe a tour of Alcatraz would be in order.
Just occurred to me that judges, AG’s and such worry about how to put Von Shitzinpantz in jail and keep him safe (why they’d want to I’ve no idea)-isn’t Alcatraz empty? Empty prison on an island kind of checks a lot of boxes. Don’t have to worry about other inmates. SS is safe as well and can easily keep track of Von Shitzi. Give it a little sweep and it is all ready for ex-prez felon.