Donald Trump’s number two son just set himself up for a mountain of ridicule. And deservedly so. He’s out speaking outside the Manhattan courthouse where closing arguments are expected to go into the evening. The prosecution estimated a four-hour closing statement. Wow. That’s going to be a lot of material to digest. So for an appetizer, digest this Freudian slip by Eric Trump. Try not to choke.

White is right or white makes right. Eric is on a roll this early evening.

Terrific. This guy should have written the closing argument and Eric should have delivered it instead of Todd Blanche. This truly says it all.

And yes, Eric meant to say “right” but he didn’t. He said “white.” And he’s right, they are white. That’s Trump’s entire appeal. He’s the redneck ignoramuses, the lunatic fringe’s candidate, who is going to stop the Great Replacement and deport all of the immigrants and maybe a whole lot of other folks, too. Trump is going to Make America White Again. He definitely got America to hate on such a level which I have never seen in my life.

And lookey here: it’s already a meme. These things come around these day at close to the speed of light.

If you thought things couldn’t get any more ridiculous, you thought wrong.

They’re really trashing DeNiro today. How can you characterize an actor who’s gotten two Oscar nominations for the last two pictures he made as “washed up?” You want to see washed up? Check out Kevin Sorbo or Scott Baio. That’s washed up.

This next one is classic.

I didn’t know that Oddjob from Goldfinger had reincarnated and went to work for the man with the golden toilet. But it makes perfect sense. Who else would be running this shitshow? And I heartily concur, let’s get Cheung up at the microphone whenever we can. He does speak well to who and what Trump is. Shallow, inarticulate, ignorant, lacking in charisma, bossy, drab, offputting. I concur triply, Cheung is the perfect Trump spox, straight out of central casting.

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  2. These phucking rich racists want to restart the Civil War, the war they lost but have never accepted. Thanks Eric for reminding us.

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  3. Oh Eric thou lump: you are nothing but a discarded dollop of pavement mayonnaise – whatever its origin. It appears you have surfaced ill-conceived, after the trial of your dollop donor.

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    • He did say “right”. Hate them but, be real with their stupity and dishonesty, not contrived. I hate them, btw, with total disdain for the entire family except those buried at a golf course.

  7. The washed-up actor who has been nominated for an Oscar 9 times,and won twice. Nominated for a,BAFTA 8 times. 11 Golden Globe nominations,,2 wins. 6 Screen Actors Guild awards. Trump.wishes he was as washed-up as DeNiro and DeNiro did it without a,small loan of a million dollars,or a famous father.

  8. The sad thing about what he said is just how true it is in certain parts of the country. Red states are, as we know, racist hellholes. It’s not just that Von Shitzinpants is a stain on our nation, his immediate family helps to make that stain even larger.

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