Lady Karma is not only a tough old broad, she’s a woman scorned. Donald Trump has gotten away with screwing everybody his entire life and now it looks like Karma is going to have her way. This is just all simply too funny. Mary Trump posted on her Substack page today. She spoke of the things that are keeping Donald awake at night besides the Diet Coke. I’m going to start with the funniest, which to me is the fact that if Donald sold Mar-a-Lago — and we mean jimmy pronto — like make a call to somebody who is in a position to sit down and do a wire transfer that instant — he would only be able to get about $240 million for it — which means he would get less than half of the money due to the State of New York this Monday. Maybe Melania is figuring on following Barron to college because she knows she won’t have a home in Florida before too long.

While Donald has claimed Mar-a-Lago was worth $1 to 2 billion dollars, Erin Burnett made it clear the value is actually closer to $240 million.

Even if he’s able to sell his club, he’d still need to find an additional $224 million unless the court steps in. It’s highly unlikely he’ll find it underneath his couch cushions although I’m pretty sure he’s looking.

2. A new report just took a close look at Donald’s campaign contributions since 2023 … and Donald will hate it

While the media is focused on Donald’s cash crunch in New York, a new report not only promises to embarrass him but also reveals a tremendous problem brewing in his campaign.

It turns out, Donald’s campaign is struggling to raise funds from small donors … and major donors, too.

Donald’s 2024 fundraising numbers are abysmal and point to the possibility that large portions of the electorate are getting increasingly tired of him.

Donald’s campaign once had legitimate, if troubling, fundraising prowess, particularly among small donors making contributions of $200 or less, but he is now facing a grim reality that those days are over — perhaps permanently. CNBC reported that things have gotten so bad that national Republican Party advisers have warned the Trump campaign about it.

To put their concerns in perspective, in all of 2023, Donald’s reelection campaign raised 62.5% less money from small-dollar donors than he did in 2019.

That’s all good news. But nothing tops this. This is incredible.

3. Big Nikki Haley donors say they are switching to Biden

One of Nikki Haley’s largest donors, Harry Sloan, who brought in at least $550,000 for Haley, is now ready to back Biden, and he plans to host a fundraiser for the president.

“People I know who are generally business Republicans, they’re going to hear from me” about helping Biden, Sloan said.

He is one of at least half a dozen former Haley fundraisers who have agreed to shift support to Biden in the coming days.

Media mogul Jeffrey Katzenberg has made it his mission to recruit additional wealthy Haley supporters, and his efforts are working.

Could you die? Big Republican donors are going to write checks to Biden? I must be dreaming but then again, we have all been in a collective cultural nightmare for eight years now, there has to be some kind of a sea change, right? It looks like this is it.

25% of the Republicans in Kansas and Arizona are against Trump? When he’s the only candidate on the ballot? This is starting to make the Dean Phillips race look actually somewhat respectable.

The Republican party is gone. MAGA is united and they’re running their orange shit stain candidate but they can’t seem to raise any money.

Here’s what I think. I think the mainstream media knows all this. They’re afraid to report the simple truth because they need to keep the bothsiderism myth going and keep that horserace paradigm greased because then and only then will people be sitting on the edges of their seats and biting their nails, watching the screen or flipping the newspaper. That’s what they need to happen.

And Trump knows this, deep down. He knows he’s up the creek, not only without a paddle but without even the canoe. He’s straddling a piece of driftwood headed downstream, and the stream empties into a Florida swamp filled with alligators. I think that’s what’s keeping him up at night.

And what is totally comical is that at this point in his life, Trump just declares bankruptcy. He’s done it six times already. But this time he CAN’T!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! He can’t declare bankruptcy, even though this would allow him to buy many months, years even to get his act together. But he can’t admit publicly that he’s broke. So he’s GOT to keep the facade up that he’s worth “billions and billions and billions” as Alina Habba said last week, while he can’t put together half a billion. And it’s only going to get worse.

Poor Donald. It’s going to be so satisfying watching you fall apart one inch at a time.

 

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9 COMMENTS

  1. Meanwhile Biden is getting 90%+ in his primaries.

    But I still expect to see some sort of ‘Democrats In Disarray’ coverage from someone soon.

    We just have to have that ‘horserace’.

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  2. Looks like the ‘citrus grifter’ has jilted lady karma a little too much, and too often. Now lady karma is exercising her well justified payback, and seeking effective retribution. The ‘citrus grifter’ is most likely at a level of panic he’s now involuntarily passing Gillette Blue Steelers through his caudal valve, whilst blaming everyone else, as continues to loose his grip on functional and financial reality, fast.

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  3. Has he considered picking oranges? I hear they’re short on farm workers in the nursing home and haven for drunk beach bums known as florida.

    • Also military. A lot of bases down there. Two.Navy bases,in Pensacola. Three in Jacksonville. AF in Panama City. Think they rebuilt Homestead.

  4. “Maybe Melania is figuring on following Barron to college because she knows she won’t have a home in Florida before too long.” Ding Ding Ding!!!
    That was my thought when her statement was reported.

  5. Why the doom & Gloom about old donnie dipshit? Once Manafort comes back on board the ruble train starts right back up again! Why I told my wife just last night to get ready for our trip to the groundbreaking at the old Moscow Trump Tower site this summer when he has his summit with prez putin…

  6. Another reason he won’t declare bankruptcy is his previous were his various companies.
    Lose other people’s money, go home to your white-trash Versailles, and sleep soundly.
    This would be, I think, his first personal bankruptcy.
    Meaning he would be publicly declaring himself broke, which he can’t do.

    • Somehow I can hear, they forced me, they forced me to file bankruptcy! I understand why he shouldn’t but, he does so many things that spin my head I wouldn’t be surprised.

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