That must have been a double hit of acid somebody slipped into that last taco I had, because the weird stories are just flying out of the computer tonight. They’re coming at me so fast and furious that I need to duck. They’re like bats, careening out of a cave. The latest is a clip that you’ll simply love of Steve Bannon asking Mike Lindell, with all the gravity due a question of this level of profundity, if he would be willing to serve as chair of the RNC.
Lindell totally misses the satire of this and that makes complete sense. Lindell is not of this world. He exemplifies George Bernard Shaw’s classic line, “The longer I live the more convinced I am that this planet is used by other planets as a lunatic asylum.” Here’s Mikey, all dewey eyed and joyous. (Pssst….Bannon’s making a fool of you. Doncha get it?) Nah…why do I waste my breath.
😿 Ronna McDaniel as his new co-host? Mike Lindell's co-host of Lindell Report, Brannon Howse, has JUMPED SHIP! The party's over. Brannon becoming COO of Mike Flynn's public company Conservative Broadcast Media & Journalism Inc OTC:CBMJ. $0.24 stock. 8 people liked this tweet: pic.twitter.com/YOnBRprr7N
— Luke Johnson 🇺🇸 (@Orly_licious) February 7, 2024
Now if Brannon is going to Patriot TV, then I take it that Lindell TV is no more? Soon to be no more?
The RNC is having money issues and Lindell is having money issues. So there’s a perfect match right there. And Lindell’s an election denier, like this other guy that Trump is contemplating, so there’s that.
I’m not even going to speculate how crazy this year can get. Why, it’s barely February and Ronna’s gone, Lindell may take her place, Gaetz is asking McCarthy to come back and be Speaker, Marge Greene’s hostility level has gotten to the point where she’s going to need to mainline Thorazine soon, and Donald Trump can’t hide behind presidential immunity.
MyRNC? Sounds about right for both Mikey and the GOP.
Maybe free pillows all around to absorb the Maga tears will swing it for ya!
Yes, no money coming into RNC coffers. Let’s put someone in charge who has just about finished bankrupting his business. Pillow man honestly thought the ol’ sot was serious or even had some say about it f.f.s.