Trump Posts Tennis Photo Channeling His 'Game' With Serena Williams

Is it real or is it AI? Both, meaning what you’re about to see is a photo op that Donald Trump put together years ago, which is now being reposted due to a photo that Trump posted of himself playing tennis from half a lifetime ago. This was when he was fancying himself as the Great Gatsby and had a portrait done in that style.

And then there’s the tacky fact that Serena Williams is 5’9″ and whatever person she pecked is maybe 5’11” — and Trump could be 5’11”. I’ve been saying that for years.

Williams hit the ceremonial first serve to Trump at an event marking the opening of the tricked-out tennis center. Trump volleyed back, but then hit a shot that went wide — but on his second try (hyper-competitive Trump, of course, wanted a rematch), she seemed to let him score. Mmmkay, so maybe it was a little long, but when your name’s Trump and you’re playing on a Trump court, it’s literally your rules.

And what’s a point or two between friends? Trump, who purchased the former Lowes Island Club in 2009, didn’t seem to mind sharing the spotlight with Williams. The crowd of champagne-sipping club members — many decked out in golf polos and tennis skirts — mobbed the athlete for selfies and a few old-school autographs, while local poobahs pressed the flesh with Trump, who was flanked by son and business partner Eric Trump. […]

But even while complimenting Williams during the brief ceremony, the maybe-presidential candidate couldn’t refrain from name-dropping other VIPs. Once, while extolling Williams’s recent Vogue cover as a testimony to the athlete’s fashion sense: “I know Anna Wintour, and she doesn’t do something like that just because she likes watching you play tennis.” Another came after he called Williams the “greatest” female player. “And Chris is a friend; I have lots of friends.” That was, presumably, a reference to former No. 1 player Chris Evert.

The center itself smacks of Trump’s over-the-top aesthetic, with unusual blue-surfaced courts and locker rooms that look more like something you’d find in a luxury hotel than a fitness club. Even Williams, who’s seen a few, was impressed. “It’s beautiful,” she enthused . “Those fabulous chandeliers — this doesn’t look like your average tennis facility.”

So now we know he cheats at tennis, too? Aye eye eye. But it’s vintage Trump. All the world’s a set and all the people merely players in photo ops in his reality TV show.

2 COMMENTS

Post It Note October 8, 2023 At 1:49 pm

Your question “… Is it real or is it AI? …” prompts a response along the lines of ‘Oh it’s real for sure. It’s real puke!’. Doesn’t matter if it’s AI or if it’s au natural, there’s an overriding puke factor! The only balls Don would be familiar with are his own pills. However, just maybe he has a problem finding them, regardless of his public posturing and pretence. It’s plausible Melania now has them securely hidden someplace in a dark cupboard, marinating in a yuuge pickl jarr. Drop volley, eh ball-boy Don.

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Darrel October 8, 2023 At 4:18 pm

He probably took off his clown shoes since there would be the danger of him falling flat on his face, the same reason he was so obviously having problems with a ramp on TV, the same one that Joe Biden swooped up and back down when he was there …

He feet must, by now be giving him a lot of pain, those high laminated heels he has inside them means he has been dancing on his toes for years, his false pride and giant ego don’t allow any room for public displays of weakness or lack of money, all the trash he is receiving now, from DA’s and Judges comes from years of self promotion without merit …

Good luck Donny, your ass is grass !

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