No, I don’t know if it’s a franchise. I just know that a tourist attraction in Bellville, Texas, ostensibly owned by Israeli immigrants and practicing Muslims sells burgers with the name Trump branded on the (white, of course) bun and MAGA merchandise.

The biggest burger is the Trump Tower which is 16 oz. of beef and four slices of white and yellow (they must mean orange) American cheese. It will set you back $17. Then there’s a Biden burger advertised, which is one ounce of meat and old lettuce and it will cost you $50.99, due to inflation the menu says, har de har. Nothing like scintillating MAGA wit, based in unreality.

I’m glad that there’s somebody around to pick the local vegetables.

What’s next, Netanyahu nuggets? Putin popsicles? Orban omelettes?

 

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5 COMMENTS

    • Dammit, you just made me remember a South Park episode I’d finally managed to forget! (Trust me folks, if you don’t know you DON’T want to)

  1. I’m surprised Trump hasn’t sued for trademark infringement. Unlike all his election-related lawsuits, he’d have a damn good case here and a great chance of winning the suit.

    Unless he’s already getting a nice paycheck from the owners.

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