Success in any field is dependent upon being at the right place at the right time with just the right skills. If anybody reading this is a hairdresser and you have what it takes to deal with the rodent’s nest in the photo above, there is a career opportunity just waiting for you, begging for you, in Palm Beach, Florida.
The Saga Of Donald Trump and the Triple Combover, really should be a course of study in hairdressing schools. Between bleach, stress, sun, more stress, the sweat from the MAGA hat, yet more stress still and ratting and twisting and combing, what few strands poor Donald has are on their last legs.
This has becoming increasingly evident for some time now. Anybody remember this?
🤷♂️. 🤣 pic.twitter.com/BrJ2MtPs7G
— Hoodlum 🇺🇸 (@NotHoodlum) June 25, 2023
That’s been dubbed The Wolverine Twist. Either that, or he’s growing horns.
It looks like he's gluing on crunchy doll hair now for extra coverage. pic.twitter.com/LFUoW53OF4
— Rod Recharged ᴱ ⁼ ᵐᶜ² 𝚰ӎ𝐴Ⴚ୲𝝥ᙓ ୲𝟊 𝞤Ø⨿ ᙎ୲꜖꜖… (@RechargedRod) June 25, 2023
um.. pic.twitter.com/F6Zj1JHcZQ
— Brown Eyed Susan🟧🟦 (@smc429) June 25, 2023
The best balding on the planet…no one else balds like I do…only I can bald this excellently pic.twitter.com/vxApyt5K6L
— KB (@starquenched) June 25, 2023
If we think it looks bad now, just wait until he has no hairdresser. pic.twitter.com/AYBw23ZjZ2
— mc2 (@Mc2PhotoGal) June 25, 2023
It’s almost July of 2023. Next summer is the GOP convention. How much you want to bet Trump will be wearing a toupee?
Here, walk down memory lane and listen to this. This is from 1979, which is probably the last time Donald Trump had a full head of Hair. Heck, he may have even looked like this guy.
Most presidents lose their hair due to stress. What is TFG’s excuse?
sweet tap-dancing jeebus this guy is embarrassing.
Michael Cohen claims he does his own hair, cutting and styling. That does explain how bad it is.
Hey maggots. THIS old fat bald man is your superman? Can I get the number of your weed dealer? You must be smoking some powerful sh*t to believe that crap. FOOLS!!!!
I thought the look you dubbed wolverine was more “frisbee head.” Look, the dude should just shave his head. OWN his baldness. Trump may not care about the money he saves on a hairstylist, but it would save him awful lot of time as I can attest. (Yes, that dude with the shiny chrome dome in the avatar is me – decades ago in fact!)
I remember the song Hair. Here’s another I bet you and us old farts remember, and some of the lyrics kind of apply to Trump:
Looks like a giant spider on LSD tried to cocoon his head in silk. He’s a walking horror pic prop.
Hair today – gone tomorrow (hopefully)
We have have a bottle of Perrier Jouet to be opened the day he meets his maker. Or goes to.jail.