All of the evangelicals can put their heads together and decide what this means: Is God miffed at Donald Trump and that’s why he canceled his campaign speech in Des Moines? But God’s okay with Ron DeSantis and his rally in Cedar Rapids? In any event, that’s how it came down.
Trump was just getting on the plane to fly to Iowa and he decided to cancel the flight. What, him take a risk, just to speak to those dummies he grifts? Not a chance.
Meanwhile, DeSantis is flipping burgers and having a grand old time of it.
DeSantis flipped burgers for a minute for the benefit of the press. pic.twitter.com/JnHmvAHX2z
— Natasha Korecki (@natashakorecki) May 13, 2023
We got extreme makeover, bubbly personality, friendly guy Ron in Iowa today. Desantis 5.0. “It may be that Florida is the Iowa of the southeast!” pic.twitter.com/lt9hoErvI4
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) May 13, 2023
Florida is the Iowa of the Southeast. Not to mention the Manhattan of the Everglades of the Bahamas. Point being, Ron identifies with you, Iowa. He’s just plain folks, just like you.
And this will make your day. MAGA Mo has flipped on Trump. Or flopped. Possibly both.
Looks like MAGA Mo Brooks is now Team Desantis. pic.twitter.com/MIP0Qh5rVG
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) May 13, 2023
Character matters. Expect that to be a buzz phrase in this primary.
In a race between a fat @ss, russian blowing seditionist and a punk, mentally ill failed concentration camp guard, both losers lose and we sane people win!
F4ck the republiCLOWN party.
I have no idea what Ron was saying, and I speak fluent garble.
Ah Piren…where have you been the, what seems like an eternity in hell, oh…last seven years? We coulda used you to sort through this nonstop sh*tstorm. Stick around…I’m sure it’s not over.
Scott, I was cowering in abject horror. I promise to do better.
Character matters?
There’s way more matters of character with these bozoes than they’ll want finding out.
But since he’s suggested it? Time to publicize.
Piren. Completely understand!
Yes Momo, integrity does indeed matter which is why death sentence has not even a snowball’s chance in hell.
What? Trump scared of a Republican super storm? Why didn’t he just throw a snow ball at the thing? Or, fly over the thing and shoot it with an AR15? I bet he would’ve, but some radical Democrat judge stopped him.
They wouldn’t let him drop a nuke on it from Trump Farce One
Traitor Tot couldn’t find his Sharpie!!!
He didn’t give a f**k about the safety of his ‘great patriots’ at his superspreader rallies in 2019/20
Being that deathsantis was a mere 120 miles away, my guess is was tantrumthinskin was too insecure to risk 1) Deathsantis having a bigger audience. And 2) too much of a scaredy-cat to actually even possibly risk actual real harm.
Fox News keeps putting forward that the Deep State isn’t coming after Trump, they’re coming after you and Trump is standing in the way. (didn’t matt Gaetz try that tired line when he was being investigated for raping & trafficking minors?) that the guy who has a history of throwing people who work for him under the bus to avoid accountability is now a paragon of virtue…just so long as he doesn’t have to risk a hair being blown out of place or having his orange spray paint run.