Superman had his Fortress of Solitude at the North Pole to escape to. He did scientific experiments there and contemplated the history of his destroyed home world and life in general. The peace and tranquility centered the Man of Steel, the comic books told us. Then, in the “real world” we have the Man of Spray Tan, and he has a gilt-festooned fortress in Palm Beach, Florida, filled with mirrors and Secret Service men.

He contemplates his many lawsuits and his upcoming run for president of the United States, his third.

He also makes campaign videos in a dark studio, for reasons which no one can fathom — the lighting in the studio, that is. We know why he makes these videos, it’s part of his grifting scheme but what the visibility issue is about, nobody knows. Now take a look at what a “normal” day in the life of Donald Trump is like.

Reality TV folks flock together, we guess.

Speaking of flocking, what species is this? Anybody?

It’s got a Mars Attacks! vibe, don’t you agree?

And it gets weirder still. Trump joyously released these two bits yesterday.

Yes, that was pretty weird. Until you look at this.

Whoops, almost forgot something.

That’s Trump’s other big grift right now, the coffee table book. Look on the bright side: if Trump does create a presidential library, it can fit into a camper shell and go around the country. The coffee table book will be the only book in it, and there will be a computer terminal so you can buy his NFTs. What else?

Now, as to the serious business of the day. Here is Trump rallying the troops.

Nobody even laughs at this as satire anymore. We know he means it and we’re too numbed out to have any kind of normal reaction to one of the world’s biggest crooks claiming sainthood.

And that’s 80% of people at the bar at Mar-a-Lago, folks. The other 20% have fallen off the stools and passed out, so they weren’t available for the survey.

If you want more, go over to Truth Social. Trump’s been cutting these right and left. Maybe the “studio” is his bedroom closet, and when he gets an inspiration he just goes in there and the camera starts rolling. It would explain the lighting.

I’m saving the best for last. This is in Florida, too, sighted within the past 24 hours.

This is a slice of Donald Trump’s life, right here and now, in the past day. This is what normal looks like in the GOP. This is their front runner, their standard bearer. And no, I don’t know how to flag down a UFO and get the hell off this planet. If I did, I’d have left already.

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  3. Nobody laughs at the fool when he states things that are so obviously untrue. THIS is the problem. Laugh at the fool like you’d laugh at the village idiot he so resembles. At the very least it will embarrass him which is nice. There might be a couple of magats who can still see light from their rabbit holes and who might just realize that the guy is a moron (yeah, I know, extremely unlikely).

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    • I wrote a piece earlier today about how the Republicans who are interviewed in focus groups say, “We won’t go back.” Meaning to pre-2016. So this is the world they want to live in? And Trump is supposed to just keep running in every election until he shuffles off this mortal coil and goes to film The Apprentice: Afterlife Edition?

  4. Even with a high powered microscope, when DJT bites the dust, doing a search for any sign of intelligence in his remains will be a wasted amount of effort, with no yield at all …

    Also, he should qualify his statements during his little spiels for your purchase, saying clearly, at the end, “– SUCKERS!!” …

    What if someone took the artwork of his cards, modified them a little to make him saying something about the Magats being the simple minded fools they are and how he is so much smarter to be collecting their money for worthless trash …

    Then print up a few thousand on high speed equipment with cutters, after which they could be dropped over states where he hides his armada of idiots, using AI to have him saying he was going to drop a bunch for free, be sure to pick some up in your neighborhood … He would buy them back for $10 each, just sign the back with your name and address, place
    stamp in space designated, Mar-o-Golf address pre-printed for your convenience …

    The fallout would be delicious, the quality of AI has advanced to the point where just about anybody can be made to say anything … Trump admitting his lies and the fact he is the Anti-Christ instead of a qualified president material …

    Get out the drones with remote control card dumps, the bluster and panic it would put on him would be fantastic, how could he fight it without saying so much detail about the real ones?

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    • It would be great if Trump had a Lonesome Rhodes moment recorded. I refer to that incredible movie, A Face In The Crowd, in the late 50’s, where all this was predicted. At the end, somebody leaked a tape of the “hero” Lonesome Rhodes, discussing how he loathed his followers. They heard it and dumped him.

      I don’t know if the MAGAs would dump Trump. I think they would say it was all a political ploy, because they have to believe he’s real, no matter what.

    • I saw the bear but didn’t know it was an homage to Junior.

      I think the truck is owned by some rapper who calls himself “The Mayor Of MAGAville.”

  7. What would the MAGAts do without Photoshop?

    Don John never had muscles like that in his life and, as for the military gear, per-lease (he couldn’t wear it in real life because daddy’s tame quack said he had ‘bone spurs’)

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  8. Can you imagine your whole identity being somebody else? I’m looking at you, monster truck goober. I’d feel sorry for you if I weren’t busy assessing the threat to my life.

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    • The truck has the words “Mayor Of MAGAville” on the hood. That is what a pro-Trump rapper calls himself. Maybe the truck belongs to him? Or, at the very least, the owner of the Trump is doing an homage to the rapper.

  9. I think I’d prefer to retreat to Balthazar’s palace (quote from Amahl and the Night Viisitors: BALTHAZAR. I live in a black marble palace full of black panthers and white doves) Yes, it’s almost as far-fetched. But not quite.

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  10. A nation that believes it can be both ignorant and free…believe in what never was…and what will never be. Thomas Jefferson
    True believers drink the cyanide grapejuice to see Jesus…there’s no redeeming them.

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    • The next big reveal in all this will be who Trump picks as his running mate. Can you see MTG debating Kamala Harris. Sweet Jesus. Steam starts coming out my ears just thinking of it.

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