Rudy Giuliani, if this is news to you, fancies himself as a larger than life being. He loves all the gangster movies, Godfather in particular. He is a “man in search of a balcony” a quote attributed to Clyde Haberman, father of Maggie.
If you bear all that in mind, his appearing in drag with Donald Trump, or dressed as a bird on The Masked Singer, or being the symbol of the end of the 2020 campaign, disheveled and railing at the heavens in the parking lot of the Four Seasons Landscaping Company, incongruously wedged between the sex shoppe and the crematorium, will not seem anywhere near as preposterous as it is.
Rudy imagines himself doing great things. The trajectory of his career went straight down after 9/11 and here is where he is today, doing gigs on Cameo, selling Mike Lindell’s slippers and weaving conspiracy theory on right-wing media.
Yes, and a gang of rabid unicorns were also on the runway but they were shitting pumpkin shaped pizzas out of their buttholes while a chartreuse colored accordion made of marzipan played itself in the sky and a one-legged half naked beaded woman in a hula skirt and assless chaps…
— Jo 🌻 (@JoJoFromJerz) March 23, 2023
I don’t know about you, but I can hear the James Bond theme song going, loud and clear. And so can Rudy, in his dreams, I’m sure of it.
Was Hillary in the passenger seat and Hunter in the back?
— SleePercell (@PercelSlee) March 23, 2023
So if you’ve been wondering if/why Rudy has no shame and doesn’t he think about his legacy, the answer is no. For reasons that probably only Alan Dershowitz could explain, he simply wants the spotlight. Rudy is one of these people who believes that there’s no such thing as bad publicity and if he can convince himself he’s relevant and stay in front of the cameras — and grift a few bucks doing so — then he’s right where he wants to be.
Strange but true. And it will all get a lot stranger as this year and next year go by. Rudy has nothing to lose.
I honestly wouldn’t recognize Soros if I ran into him in the lobby of my building. When was the last time he appeared in public, or even gave an interview? Yet, to hear GOPers the guy is everywhere doing everything. Well, everything they don’t like. Including spreading wealth more than the top 100 richest people in the world have combined to harm them and their agenda. I do know Soros is old. Like 90 plus years old. As such, the concept of him “hotly” chasing, or simply normally chasing in an old, really old man’s attempt at trotting is laughable. Then again, this is Rudy and maybe the ole cousin fucker decided to tear off a piece in the waiting room before his flight and seeing Soros enter the room took off running with his pants down around his ankles! That I guess would give Soros a shot at catching him I suppose.
Remember how Sheldon Adelson looked before he died? Mr. Soros does not look one heck of a lot different-he doesn’t dye his hair is about it. Men in their 90’s all pretty much look the same. I’m guessing if Adelson was still alive and you stood him next to Mr. Soros, many would not know which was which. Not because they’re identical but because they’re both old white men.
Most people don’t know what Mr. Soros looks like. I suspect that is on purpose.
Rudy should have died in 9/11. New Yorkers knew he was an asshole, but at least the rest of us wouldn’t have found out. Mr magoo on steroids.
Rudy needs to feel Important, and he thought the former guy was his ticket back to fame and fortune.
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha…….
If he had said George Santos it would have been more believable.