Trump world and Wonderland have so many things in common. The words mean what you want them to mean, the 2020 election was never lost, only stolen and the 2024 election is totally in the bag. Not to worry one bit, balloting is a mere formality, one that will soon be dispensed with by the way, and Trump is a shoo in.
Here are images from the Michigan rally which began in the afternoon. It all started out with Santa Trump is coming to town. Seriously.
Jesus, Trump isn’t Santa Claus.
— Outspoken™️ (@Out5p0ken) May 1, 2024
And before the grand master takes stage, his fluffers prep the crowd. Even blazing blue New York is going to vote for Trump.
None of them believe that. But they are absolutely pimping the story out to people who honestly think he’s winning all 81 states.
— dbWrasslin (@DbWrasslin) May 1, 2024
"We could've done something on Hillary Clinton" — Trump claims he could've prosecuted Hillary when he was president pic.twitter.com/WqYwQyfYFD
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 1, 2024
And now he steps out on dangerous waters, friends. The lawyers have told him to keep his mouth shut and they must be cringing on the sidelines, wondering how bad it can get, how many more gag violations. And bear in mind, Judge Juan Merchan has made it abundantly clear that the next step is a holding cell.
Trump interrupts his speech to adjust his teleprompter pic.twitter.com/WaHeYVXfoH
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 1, 2024
Maybe his lawyers put the word STOP in giant red letters. It would be a smart move if they would.
"Every one of these fake cases is bullshit" — Trump pic.twitter.com/CL1b4634cr
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 1, 2024
He’s still skating on gag order ice. Look for this to be the new normal, Trump goes there, attempts to rein himself in, the lawyers warn him via the teleprompter (I’m speculating) and he forges ahead. This must be torture for him. He wants to unleash to the crowd. He wants to hear them roar how unfair it all is and how wonderful he is. And he can’t.
Trump: "And remember this, they also wanna take your gas stoves. They wanna give you very little water in your dishwashers and washing machines." pic.twitter.com/o2lTtR6pby
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 1, 2024
No car, no dishwasher, you’ve already got a toilet you have to flush 15 times, that’s going to go out the door as well. And you’ll have to wear dirty clothes, what kind of fun is that?
Trump claims that when he left office in January 2021, a month when 80k Americans died from covid, "everything was so good" pic.twitter.com/jS2SECVajP
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 1, 2024
Everything was wonderful. And then January 6 was the icing on the cake, yes, we remember it well. There are more idiotic clips like this in Aaron Rupar’s feed but here are a few from Wisconsin earlier in the day.
Trump glitches while trying to say infrastructure pic.twitter.com/Cw4sJ6p9mx
— Acyn (@Acyn) May 1, 2024
Woman at Trump rally in WI today says that Biden has “desecrated and cremated” America, it’s now in ashes, and the only thing that can bring it back is God and Trump. pic.twitter.com/VpFcBZc6Yk
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) May 1, 2024
It may come down to sheer numbers. How many dummies are there as opposed to how many Americans? We’ve heard that Democracy Dies In Darkness, maybe it Smothers In Stupidity. Or Chokes In Chaos. We can only hope there are more of us than there are of the MAGAs.
still just whining about himself and making up complete crap. fine for the cult but a losing message for everyone else.
What a blithering idiot, he has, yet again, stomped all over the gag orders AND just think how busy Colbert and Jimmy are RIGHT NOW, putting even more cuts together for our enjoyment and Trump’s fracturing persona, bad hair and all … As often as he has crossed the line lately, the judge must be holding a manually operated counter, while his aides are documenting every word he uses for those charges he will ultimately face …
So long Trump, it takes a lot of real cash to fly that old crate of yours, not to mention licensed mechanics adjusting, testing and getting permits to fly, you are SO poor NOW, what with your businesses going away, overdue cash bonds and, GUESS WHAT?
The trial you are in, is just the first of several more to come … Too bad you won’t be available to be a fake president in the US again !!
Trump might not be Santa, but his ‘wealth’ is equally fictional.
I admit I get a kick out of listening to the stream-of-consciousness (SOC) fluffers spewing BS and then the King of SOC comes on and taints their message. Not that MAGAts care but if gas is $9.50/gal. as the reporter lied right at the start, why wouldn’t you want Biden to get rid of gas cars as Trump says? Sounds smart! And I love that Trump gets away with saying Biden wants men to come in to all the girls bathrooms and locker rooms…kinda like Trump barging into the pageant dressing room with minor girls in states of undress!! There are still people asking us to not treat the MAGA base as stoopid because that is divisive. I understand their point, but the MAGA base IS stoopid!! To treat the base otherwise is to enter its bubble of unreality…how does that help?!
The only place O can think of that is more SOC is Finnegan as Wake, or most of Faulkner.