Man! Some days my job is so easy. Some days searching through the massive slough of GOP stupid, like mucking out an overfull cesspool can take it out of you. But then some days the stupid just falls in your lap, gift wrapped, ready for you to open and enjoy.
Ever since the start of what Jon Oliver calls Stupid Watergate, I have hammered home over and over again that Jack Smith and his team didn’t actually have to convict anybody in the Don Cornholeone mob, all he had to do was to gather enough evidence to indict them, leave them alone, and the stupid sh*ts would indict themselves. And I was right, they’re already doing it. But not on the federal charges so far, that comes later. But they’re already laying the groundwork.
Let’s start with El Pendejo Presidente, simply because he’s more bloated, and therefore an easier target. cast your mind back a wee bit. A magazine writer by the name of E Jean Carroll publicly accused Traitor Tot of rape in a department store dressing room. Trump, then running for President made her a cause celebre, kind of a kick me toy in almost every rally. He really pushed the envelope when he told an audience, I don’t even know the woman, but just look at her. Does she look like the kind of woman I’d be going after first in a department store? I. Don’t. Think. So!
Trump’s lawyers were horrified, these were prima facie examples of defamation, and Carroll’s lawyers gleefully used them in court. The jury found His Lowness civilly liable as a sexual predator and the jury trimmed Hair Twitler for a cool $5 million in punitive and compensatory damages.
If you’re in a hole, stop digging, right? Not the Mango Messiah. The first thing he did was to slam the civil jury, and then make more defamatory statements about E Jean Carroll. Carroll’s lawyers immediately went back to the same judge to file a fresh new suit for defamation in his post trial comments. The judge not only agreed that the post trial comments constituted a new defamation suit, he added that Trump’s defamatory comments during the first trial could be included as defamatory statements in the second trial. As we speak, sometime in January Carroll is scheduled to put Trump back on trial in Manhattan, and hopefully skin him for a fresh $10 million or more.
Now, let’s switch over to The Ghoul Man, Rudy Giuliani. Yesterday Giuliani went on trial in federal court in a defamation suit brought by two Fulton County election workers, Ruby Freeman and Shea Freeman Moss. In the weeks following the election, Giuliani mercilessly lied about the two, accusing them of passing vials of cocaine out on the floor of the counting room, and stealing massive numbers of votes.
Giuliani was his usual stupid, self destructive self. In a pre-trial deposition, Giuliani actually admitted that he lied about the two, and when he refused to turn over his full financial information during discovery, like Trump in his civil fraud suit, the judge gave the two a summary judgement against Giuliani. He’s already guilty, this trial is just about how much it’s going to cost him.
After the opening statements in court yesterday, Giuliani, just like his Lord and Master, The Cheeto Prophet, couldn’t resist a rank of microphones and a row of cameras in front of the courthouse. Asked about the case, Giuliani let his freak flag fly,
Look, all I did was to tell the truth. I can’t help it if people overreact to what I say. When I take the stand I’ll prove everything I said. What happened to these women is unfortunate, but you can’t blame me. When asked if he regretted his statements, The Ghoul Man shouted, NO! Why would I have any regrets for telling the truth?!
*Spoiler Alert* Giuliani already admitted that he had lied about the pair. That’s why, along with his refusal to turn over his complete financial records during discovery, that the judge gave a summary judgement and found him guilty. In court today, after lunch when everybody was gathered in court, but the jury had not yet been led in, the judge made it crystal clear to Droolionme that statements like the brain dead on the day before after court, could be construed as grist for a brand new defamation suit.
This is exactly what I’ve been talking about all along. Trump surrounded himself with mental midgets just like him, self obsessed narcissists on a God Trip. If you just put the pressure on them with evidence, and use their own words against them, these self delusional twits are so used to pulling the wool over everybody’s eyes that they can say whatever they want and get away with it.
I’ll even give ya a Tuesday freebie bonus. Steve Two Shirts Bannon has been the most obnoxious of all of the Trump miscreants. When ordered by subpoena to show up before the J6 committee, Bannon didn’t take the safe routes of either fight the subpoena in court, or show up and plead the 5th, Bannon did what all stupid, self indulgent *ssholes do, and just blew everything off. As a result the J7 Committee refgerred him to the DOJ for Obstruction of Congress.
Will wonders never cease? The DOJ actually indicted Bannon and took him to trial. Bannon, a Gold Medal moron, kept the same lame sh*t up all the way through his conviction. Once his appeal is thrown off, Bannon will finally head off to the federal pokey for about 6 months. Which is fine with him, he’ll just write another POS book. But it’s an open question about how many of his idiot podcast members will wait around for him for 6 months without their fix.
But here’s the McGuffin. Two Shirts is already an unindicted co-conspirator in Traitor Tot’s upcoming March insurrection trial. And I already know what’s going on here. The last thing that Smith can afford is to announce any superseding indictments against other co-conspirators, and have the Trump team attempt to link the cases together, causing a months long delay. But if I’m an idiot like Steve Bannon, Roger Stone or Jeffrey Clark, I’m siting on pins and needles. Because once the jury selection for the Trump trial starts, and it’s too late for any new defendants to be enjoined, then watch for a slew of new indictments against these mutts.
And meanwhile Two Shirts Bannon is still spouting off in public, and on his lame ass podcast. And I’d be amazed if Jack Smith doesn’t have some low level poor slob AUSA assigned to suffer through listening to Bannon’s podcast every goddamned day, as well as checking transcripts of his other idiot remarks, just mining for golden nuggets to use at a possible pending upcoming J6 related trial.
This is the nature of the beast. Whether by the vagaries of political power, or a radical outlet like Breitbart, these sh*theels have become used to feeling bulletproof. Nobody could ever actually touch them legally, so whenever the pressure was on, just double down on the bullsh*t, and wait for things to die down. But there’s a new sheriff in town, and Trump is out of power.
One of my greatest pleasures in life is sitting back and watching as these 3rd rate scam artists, as their vaunted layers of self protection keep peeling away from them, don’t have the common sense of a pissant. Instead of running for cover and shutting their filthy sewer holes, they find the nearest soapbox and continue to bloviate their bullsh*t. Keep yapping morons. Your cells are being prepared for occupancy.
I thank you for the privilege of your time.
They fully expect that el pendejo will be reelected and pardon all of them.
The best moment in the entire E. Jean Carroll horror trial.(horrible because she was afraid to report it to the police because she knew how she would be treated) was when he mistook.A photo of her for his the twice Marla Maples. So.much for claiming she wasn’t his type. I think that was the turning point. If he lied about that….