We have long seen the charismatic cult leader struggle with his right leg. And you know of the midnight ride to Walter Reed which resulted in that ludicrous mental acuity test, person, woman, man, camera, TV, that Trump boasted about, too stupid to know that that cognitive test is just to determine if you’re more lucid than a vegetable, nothing more. I’m sure you’ll never forget that debacle. Stephen Colbert did an hilarious take off, which we share below. But first, take a look at how Trump is *walking* today, in a manner of speaking.
🚨 WATCH: After months of footage showing 80 year old Trump dragging his right leg, new video from yesterday’s golf outing shows him struggling to step out of a cart—his legs looking far from stable.
What’s going on here? pic.twitter.com/EENBARsPHO
— Chris D. Jackson (@ChrisDJackson) March 2, 2025
Precisely. Just like the characters in Alice in Wonderland, where they all had fat bodies perched on skinny legs.
— Ursula Faw (@ursulafaw56) March 2, 2025
Trumpty Dumpty might be headed for a fall. I promised you the Colbert tape. Take a look at that.
How did this stupid motherfucker ever become president, let alone twice? In any event, Trump is supposed to go in for a physical this month and you know what we’ll be hearing, yes, he’s in perfect health. It’s fine to be morbidly obese and drag your right leg. That’s perfectly normal.
In fact, don’t be surprised if all of MAGA gains whatever weight it takes to become morbidly obese and start dragging their legs, too. After all, they donned the ear bandage when Trump got scratched by a little shrapnel and they put on diapers. Anything to be like Trump.
And will there be kool-aide? Dunno, but what I do predict is that if and when that day comes, Trump will charge for it.
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I’d say Trumpty Dumpty has already got plenty of MAGAs plumped up and ‘ready to go’
fatboys
Being fat and stupid is evidently what the average American moron wants.
It’s what the average American IS.
Wikipedia article on neurosyphilis:
“”Tabetic gait” is a characteristic ataxic gait of untreated syphilis where the person’s feet slap the ground as they strike the floor due to loss of proprioception.”
In other words he can’t sense where his feet are because of nerve damage.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tabes_dorsalis
Neuropathy affects your balance too. Your feet go numb and you can’t feel.the ground. It only takes a single course of Cipro to end up.with it.
After Friday, in the eyes of the wider world, he hasn’t a leg to stand on. Maybe the message is seeping through, starting with the right leg
Hurry up and die you fu*king asshole
More or less, as per H. L. Mencken, I would not wish death on anyone but reading the epitaphs should be interesting, the more so as a lot of truths may come out (no threat of libel actions) and, as per Nurenburg, the rapid realignment to non-MAGA positions (though not a guarantee, depending on how deep the clown show has infiltrated departments). We can almost guaranteed open division in the country: weeping and tearing of garments met with joy unconfined. One hope would be the latter is tamped down to “sorry for your loss” rather than the glee felt, something that would confuse MAGA and hel[p with moving on
It looks like a very stiff knee to.me. When the arthritis in my right knee is acting up badly,,I try not to bend it. That’s what it looks like to.me. That or a small stroke.