Donald Trump does retain one of his “in chief” titles and that is “viewer in chief.” He is still glued to the TV set more than any other president or ex president in history. All the other former guys were too busy establishing foundations, building homes for the poor, painting their dog, whatever, but Trump is doing what he is known for, which is watching TV.
America’s Chauncy Gardener spoke with right-wing host Todd Starnes and elaborated on how all of the attention last night was wasted on a measly Cat. 4 hurricane, when the attention should have been focused on him and all that he did right in Afghanistan.
“The media hates our country…they’re the enemy of the people…the corrupt media shows the hurricane all night long, even when it’s not a hurricane anymore, it becomes a storm and all they show is that. They don’t show the truth about Afghanistan.”
That’s Trump speak for “WAAAHHHH!! I wanted to talk about Afghanistan and what a great job I did there! People call me up to talk about Afghanistan! Nobody calls me to talk about a stupid hurricane that’s no big deal anyhow, it’s just a bunch of rain and wind and now everybody is looking at that and nobody is thinking about me!! NOBODY IS THINKING ABOUT MEEEEE!!!!! WAAAAHHHHH!!
I must comment on the revised statistics he gave for the Alabama rally. The estimated crowd was 30,000 people, which is considerable. Trump has of course modified that to 68,000. Or, maybe it was a sincere mistake. Maybe he sees double. Or, maybe there were 30,000 people present in this dimension and another group that size from another dimension showed up, but you can only see those MAGAs if you have special glasses. Ya spose?
Poor Donald. Just when he was enjoying basking in the limelight once again. Then kapowee, a lousy natural disaster has to steal his thunder. He should have nuked all those hurricanes when he had the chance.
STFU, Donnie. You’re not even entertaining any more.
He’s never been entertaining. I’m an old enough fart to remember well when he became known nationally after Art of the Deal was published. I thought he was a egotistic, attention seeking asshole right then and there and he only become more so over the years and decades.
The abject stupidity of this gelatinous orange bag of putrefied dicks just grows and grows. I fear for the well being of the planet. Seriously! I bet he wears loafers because he’s too stupid to tie his own shoes.
I thought it was because he can’t bend over that far.