Is Kevin Costner going to leave Yellowstone? Because I know just the right a$$kicking dude that can replace him. The guy you’re going to listen to makes those characters that Sam Elliot plays so well look like total and complete pussies.

And Kurt Russell can forget all about it, too. Hell, John Wayne might be rolling in his grave for ought that we know.

He’s out in the great outdoors and you’re on your a$$ in your mother’s basement (that was Steve Bannon, actually) and he’s got your number.

No, I don’t know what those plastic wristlet things are for. Carpel tunnel syndrome protection, maybe? Oh, that’s right. It us keyboard warriors who get such things, not real he-men like this guy. I stand corrected.

Is anybody else getting Brokeback Mountain vibes, or is it just me?

Oh, they’re getting ready for the Civil War. Make no mistake. They think Trump is going to get back in office and make it legal for you to shoot any of your neighbors that you don’t like. You just call the local authorities to come pick up the bodies. Kind of Stand Your Ground on steroids, no legal consequences. There are people nutty enough to think this way.

The horse lady is right. Working with horses isn’t about being tough — although I have seen macho clowns like this one intimidate horses. Some of them even abuse horses because they think that makes them tough. Nothing could be further from the truth. Horses are incredibly intuitive animals, more so than dogs. They can read your mind and your heart. You can’t fool them.

The fact that this guy claims a lot of horses died on some expedition he was guiding tells me all that I need to know about him. He’s an a$$hole.

 

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  1. I have a cousin who has never owned horses nor cattle. And yet he shows up at family reunions wearing a cowboy hat, cowboy boots and leather wristlets, and a bandana around his neck. He is an addict. I figure that the wristlets are worn to cover needle tracks. Everything else is chosen to go with those.

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    • My father wore a Stetson for a long time. He wasn’t a cowboy, but it looked good on him. (He did grow up on a dairy, though.)

  2. Charged 7x by a grizzly and 5x by a black bear? Take a lesson from the poor guy in Alaska, who hung out with grizzlies for 13 years, albeit in the summer, when food was plenty. He pushed his luck and got eaten along with his girlfriend. I don’t read that as tough just foolhardy. You can’t outrun or outclimb them. A bullet won’t necessarily stop them. Never read meaning into your good fortune just because 12 bears could have had your hide in their mouth and nothing happened. When I camped in grizzly country in Wyoming, I knew if one appeared, it would be at the bear’s discretion whether I stayed intact. It’s a risk. Toughness is an illusion. Maybe that tough talk works at the senior center in Jackson Hole. What’s it got to do with anything?

  3. Suffering occasional skin cancer removals and liquid Nitrogen removal of pre-cancers is the reason I wear broad brimmed hats, sometimes the lighter, well made hats are made in the western cowboy style …

    Everyone should know about avoiding the sun’s nasty side effects, the results can even be life threatening …

    This clown does sound a little confused about reality …

  4. I wanna know who branded him?! And what else did they do to him? Guess there’s someone out there bigger and badder than even he can impersonate. I’ll bet he has on his wife’s lace panties on under that get up. I rode race horses as a jockey for years before I became a horse trainer. I weighed all of 110 pounds but could get my horses to do what I wanted without brutality or that ‘tough guy’ phony bravado. Guys like that are a dime a dozen at the racetrack.

  5. Those things on his forearms are called bracers I believe, that’s what they look like anyway. One thing I’m sure of, showing the world wide web that something bothers you is a sure way to make certain it gets worse.

  6. OK So once I finish peeing in my pants what’s next? Is this guy trying to get something out of me? Does he think he can intimidate a vote out of me? Is he even running in politics anywhere? He’s so far pout in the woods does he even know what voting is? Apparently if you tease him you can hurt his little bear fighting feelings so what’s all this stuff about sticks and stones? I wonder if he could use some of those sticks and stones to fight them bears? Did he fight the whole dozen of them at the same time. Questions, questions, questions. This is a case for………………Q,ANON!!!!!!!!

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