Technology is a wonderful thing. It has given us many wonders. We watch special effects create moments of sheer magic in the cinema.
The stupidity of Donald Trump lends itself to the mashup format, because he only really shows the lows of which he is capable when you take his worst moments and put them together, side by side, so that you can marvel that one man was that stupid, that often.
Ergo, imagine those moments cobbled together for the purpose of an announcement that we would all love to hear. Maybe in some other dimension, this is the announcement he really gave.
This is the announcement the former president should have made. #Colbert pic.twitter.com/xQBfzYASZN
— The Late Show (@colbertlateshow) November 16, 2022
And bye bye bing bong to you, too, Donald. I hope you and Tina Forte will meet up at the Bada Bing in Jersey after you cheat at your next golf tournament and toss back a few brewskies while you listen to her swear.
Or better yet, she and Kari Lake can have an arm wrestling contest to see which one of them will be your new vice president. We would invite Tulsi Gabbard to join them, but she’s more than likely going to take a job as a host on Russian TV, so she can be closer to the dictator both you and she really admire, Vladimir.
How many months is to until the GOP convention of 2024? Oh, never mind. The wheels are going to fall off this wagon long before then.
