The fish stick king is not to be undone. He came out of hiding and did a two-minute video from his wood veneered home studio. With his kind of cash you would expect gnarled wood paneling and leather bound books. What’s on his walls look like a cross between particle board and balsa wood. And correct me if I’m wrong, I think the block in pink is a copy of the preamble to the Constitution.

This clip had already gotten over 13 million views when I started writing this piece and then it went to 23 million about an hour later, so hey, there may be a few bucks in this for Tucker Carlson. Maybe Twitter videos are his thing.

Carlson had three million viewers on his nightly program so to octuple that, coming out of the gate, is something.

But then again, the novelty of him being bounced off Fox News is fresh. Let’s see if he can sustain this. Here, ladies and gentleman, is Mother Tucker expounding on mother nature — or at the very least, Universal Truth. (And we don’t mean the film studio.)

So nice to know that Tucker likes humanity. We would have never guessed.

And he thinks that “television debates” are stupid. Okay. And he blames “both” political parties and not the “Democrat” (noun) party? Well, this is new.

“Honest people speaking the truth become powerful.” And Mother Tucker has his flashlight and he will light our way as we go in search of those honest men and women. Good to know.

So what do you suppose, friends, we’ll get one truth bomb du jour from Tucker, kind of like the news soup of the day? He’ll fish all the letters out of the broth and interpret them for us?

This is a gem. You’ll enjoy this.

Here’s another one. And I like this guy’s style because his saying what he’s saying in a quiet, matter of fact tone is very effective. Bravo.

So where is this going?

  1. Tucker will rule Twitter, along with Elon Musk?
  2. Tucker will put together his own show?
  3. Tucker will turn philosopher?
  4. Tucker will start his own religion?
  5. Tucker will run for office on the GOP ticket?
  6. All of the above?

I rule out nothing. This is all too new and fresh. What I wonder, is whether Carlson is constrained by any non-competition clauses in his contract with Fox News.

Oh, and by the by, Daily Beast is reporting that Tucker Carlson “has already been offered work by the state-funded Russia Today news network and in the U.S., the One America News Network.”

As Carlson said, “Where can you still find Americans saying true things? There aren’t many places left. But there are some. And that’s enough. As long as you can hear the words, there is hope. See you soon.”

Tucker Carlson, bearer of light (the name Lucifer translates as that, I remind you, lux fero) speaker of truth. This is going to get funny as hell, mark my words. Carlson is winging it, he has no remote clue what he’s doing and this is going to snowball, fast.

He’s up to 22.7 million now. When I started writing this post, he was at 13 million. wow.

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  2. I recently saw an interview with that dumb@ss. What struck me was he looked like he was sitting on a toilet, talking about tanning his balls and was wearing no socks. Considering that this punk and his minions are into passing restrictive laws against the lbgq community, they should take a good look at themselves through a mirror because “tucker” is obviously a pervert and probably wears no socks so he can easily slip into boots before meeting his lover,a sheep named “little bo peep”.
    What an @sshole, and a f4cking republiCLOWN…

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