Careful what you guilt trip people into giving you, Donald, you just might get it. It’s graduation day in Palm Beach. Melania is trying to hide from the world. Either that, or she doesn’t know that hats come in different sizes. Donald looks positively thrilled. And the band plays on.
I don’t know if Trump actually said Barron was graduating with honors but he did go on at length about what a great student the kid is. In point of fact, Barron is a mystery man. He is supposedly very interested in soccer but he’s not listed on having played the sport in school. And Raw Story reported that they contacted different people at the school to ask about Barron and nobody returns the calls, emails, or texts. They’re all steering clear of the Trump clan and we can’t say as how we blame them.
And intriguingly, people who work at the school have to sign NDAs. Very interesting to have all this cloak and dagger so early on, but then again, this is Trump world.
“I wasn’t sure who Barton was, so I waved at all of them”. – While Malaria fumed. pic.twitter.com/ImsiOJHb0A
— Hoodlum 🇺🇸 (@NotHoodlum) May 17, 2024
Is that hat of Melania’s two sizes too large or three? Anybody?
Hey Barron Trump.
Congratulations on your graduation.
Now, you don’t need a college degree or a career.
Stay home. Raise kids. And be a househusband.
It’s what God, and a closeted Chiefs Cabana boy want for you. pic.twitter.com/ByhHFTNucO
— Lakota Man (@LakotaMan1) May 17, 2024
There’s certainly that option. Oh look, Melania’s hat has gotten even bigger.
Donald and Melania Trump at Barron's graduation today. Notice how their arms are touching. It warms my heart seeing a couple so in love. pic.twitter.com/4dC2b703vc
— TheRealThelmaJohnson (@TheRealThelmaJ1) May 17, 2024
Breaking: Barron’s father will attend his high school graduation tomorrow, May 17.
🥳🥳🥳Congratulations, Barron! pic.twitter.com/JiDPP69HOg
— 🕊️💞Dannie D💞🕊️ (@DannieD01) May 17, 2024
The always late Donald Trump barely made it to Barron’s graduation this morning on time before the ceremony started. pic.twitter.com/FR2J2JUqKe
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) May 17, 2024
Maybe that’s why Melania is peeved, because Donald made one of his grandiose entrances and nearly held up the proceedings. It’s all about him, after all.
Congratulations Barron William Trump 🎉 pic.twitter.com/2fglUOL6oK
— Karli Bonne’ 🇺🇸 (@KarluskaP) May 17, 2024
Now you know as much as the rest of the world. Donald scooted onto a plane to go to Minnesota and fundraise. I don’t think Melania is leaving Florida tonight, although certainly she could. I’m sure that she’s glad he’ll be gone this evening. Another great day with the Trumps.
Was Justin in attendance? The resemblance is uncanny.
Being the duaghter of a dead narcissistic mother – leave Barron alone. He has enough of a rough road with a father like 45. Just had to speak up for him.
I disagree about “Melanie” being pissed at him showing up late. I think agree she’d rather he hadn’t been there at all. But since he HAD to make an appearance or be in deep shit with the judge she probably laid down some law of her own:
“I not allow you sheet all over MY son’s beeg day. I already talk with Seecret Service. You arrive just before eevent. Then soon as over back to your leemo and off to beeg campaign eevent where peeple wait to keese your fat ass!”
I wouldn’t be surprised if she didn’t hold any reception she might have put together someplace a lot classier that Marmalade-ago. A nice, tony Palm Beach yacht club perhaps.
Who would she invite?
“Bring me moose and squirrel.” Malaria