You all know the most famous quote from George Orwell’s “1984:” “The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” That’s what we’re asked to do right now, friends, as we read the statement from Donald Trump’s “doctor” which assures us that he is a medical marvel, a specimen of keen intellectual acuity and a physical body which is aspirational.
What’s that you say? Are we talking about Mr. Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV? Oh yes. And he’s in tip top health, folks. Why he’s lost tons of weight. When, you ask? Gee, I don’t know the answer to that. He was still the same fat corseted slob with the ridiculous combover and layers of makeup two days ago in Iowa, so it wasn’t then. We’re going to look at the letter from his “doctor” and no it is not Ronny Jackson. But first, take a look at this so you can get in the mood. If you’re on the east coast, it’s past five, crack open a brewskie because you’re going to need one when you read the “doctor’s” letter, Hand to God. I am ready to go into cardiac arrest from this level of bullshit.
Now you’re in the mood. Here’s the letter. Remember, I told you to take a drink first.
It’s in black and white, you see it as well as I do, unless this computer is haunted, which I have long suspected because of all the strange things I find with it and every day, no less. But it says that “his cognitive exams were exceptional.” And it says, “Trump has reduced his weight.” I wonder what the actual numbers are, before and after. Because last we knew, he was 6’3″ and 238 lbs. So what is that figure now, 6’3″ and 210 lbs., maybe?
And just out of the wildest and admittedly most morbid curiosity, what battery of “cognitive exams” were administered to the man, might we know?
I guess the fault is with us, friends. We are looking at a thin, fit man, of exceptional mental capacity and somehow what we see on this end is a morbidly obese idiot with no character and the emotional development of an 8-year-old.
And no I don’t know why Trump picked today of all days, Joe Biden’s birthday, the same morning it’s announced that Javier Milei, the Argentinian right-wingnut extremist won the election, and the gag order is being adjudicated, to release this epistle from his physician. But it’s there and it has some meaning to the Trump team. Maybe this should be labeled Big Lie II.
Bruce A Aronwald, DO
Morristown Medical Group
95 Madison Avenue, Suite 409
Morristown, NJ 07960
Call to request an appointment
— Michael O'Grady (@mog7546) November 20, 2023
Is this guy back or are we using Drunk Ronny again? pic.twitter.com/cQssFjxIsD
— Hoodlum 🇺🇸 (@NotHoodlum) November 20, 2023
Speaking of Ronny, he got wind of this and had to kick in his
drunken “professional” evaluation:
This is not exactly the most credible corroborative source. pic.twitter.com/bGLGjHKDly
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) November 20, 2023
And we are being asked, not for the first time and most definitely not for the last, to reject the evidence of our own eyes and ears. I thought George Orwell was a dystopian novelist. Little did I suspect he was a seer.