Yes, Virginia, there is a lunatic running on the Republican ticket — and not for the first time. Say what you will about Ronald Reagan becoming senile while in office, at least he was playing with a full deck during the campaign. He may have ended up talking to the squirrels on the White House lawn and collecting nuts for them, and stacking the nuts next to his jelly beans, but he didn’t start out that way. And he certainly wasn’t talking crazy about kitchen appliances. And let’s give him the benefit of the doubt: had COVID ravaged the country on his watch, I’m willing to bet he wouldn’t have suggested inserting ultra violet light anally nor bleach injection as cures. That was then and this is now.

The kingdom was lost for the want of a nail and the dishes were lost for the want of a waterless machine. Or something. Now this begs the obvious question: has Trump ever loaded either a washing machine or a dishwasher? Better yet, has he ever even seen one? Does he even know that one is found in a kitchen and the other is found in a laundry room? Because I’m willing to bet that Trump is perfectly capable of putting the china in the washing machine (hell of a noise when it hits the spin cycle, get ready) and stuffing clothes into the dishwasher. (Ironing those babies is really going to be something.)

Look on the bright side. If there’s no water in the dishwasher then the sharks can’t get in right? Right.


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  1. Listen Ursula. I thought Reagan was an asshole. I said when he did it that trickle down economics wasn’t going to work. It’s going to take more than trickle to get the rich to move. You might as well have them tinkle down on everything and tell us it’s raining. And as far as that idiot from New York. I never did see the point. The guy is a loser and bankrupted everything he ever touched. Hell the reason the world leaders are freaking out is that they are still trying to dig themselves out from the last time the clown was in office. They couldn’t care less what our dumbasses get up to but Trump is a disease. And we need to modify a vaccine to eradicate the loser.

    • I don’t know where he’s been, but where ever it was, he hasn’t bothered to educate himself on the fact that water could be in short supply. Does the man ever read? And come on, we all know that people aren’t flushing stools 15 times. Once gets it, generally. I really doubt he knows the difference betw. a clothes washer and a dishwasher, either. What is his obsession with water? Maybe all of that junk food is just too much for his gold stools? Sorry, he’s just not all there.


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