For the nth time I say, where would we be without political satire? It’s always been one of my favorite genres. The problem with it nowadays is that the real news is so bat$hit off the walls that there’s nothing left to parody. But somehow a few people do it and blogger Scared Ketchup is one of them. Here is his latest epic with an all-star cast
Can he afford the tour ticket fee? pic.twitter.com/NEJXoQPijF
— BWellsian (@BWellsian) March 2, 2024
I’m sure Trump hears the train a comin.’ I’m willing to bet he wakes up screaming at night, from all the images of the trains, Folsom Prison, or any prison anywhere, and all the collateral damage that comes with it: Melania leaving him, his kids not taking his calls, his lawyers saying that they will only take calls through the kids — who knows how weird all this can get?
Trump is incapable of self deprecation and he particularly can’t stand it when Barack Obama mocks him for his sport. Oh that won’t do at all. It’s even been rumored, as well you know, that the reason Trump ran for office was because Obama teased him at the White House Correspondent’s dinner several years back.
And knowing Trump, that’s not too far out there as a proposition. He sees the world in infantile, black and white terms, and anybody who doesn’t worship him is a mortal enemy.
How did politics in this country get here? We could talk about that all day and have been, for the past eight years. But what you saw here is along the lines of where things are going in the near future and how Trump will wind up.
Orange is the new orange and what will Donald do for hairspray when he’s in the slammer? Yes, he wakes up screaming all right.
I think it would be great if TFG ever did see this video. I don’t recall any reaction after the revelation of his body odor, so I suspect his people may be keeping the worst of these things from him.
Anybody able to post anything on “truth” social? Not that it’d stay up for long but it ought to get some views and maybe dingleberry’s if he’s glued to his phone.
Wish it’d get some television time.
Oh yeah, he will see it. Of course, then he’ll lie that he did.
That was absolutely fabulous, Obama deserves some kind of award for it. Fat, bald and stinky looks great in prison orange!
Great video. Once again Ursula, you’re showing we have the smartest and funniest people on our side. Keep it coming!
That was awesome. I look forward to the time when we’ll see the series “Trump Orange Is the New Prison Orange.” I even have an idea for the first episode. Some MAGA goobers show up to visit Trump in prison having learned none of his family has done so to cheer him up. And they come with a gift. A set of prison jumpsuits colored the same orange as his face has been all these years! So that he can be “special” and “stand out” amidst the other prisoners! He of course cusses them out, and the episode ends in the parking lot with a fight breaking out between those who finally say “fuck him – after all we have done he treats us like THAT?” and those who still worship him.
How did our politics get to this point? Let’s go back 40+ years and take a look at republican politics–you’ll find the beginning. Reagan was incompetent as a governor and even more so as president. He took orders from whoever was pulling his strings and managed to read speeches–that is it. Start with allowing incompetents to become candidates for president and eventually more will follow–W. and then dingleberry. It’s been a four-five decade journey that has reached its end: either the republican party suffer the Whig result or our nation is destroyed and a xtian taliban is installed. There are NO other options at this point. This is the drop dead spot for the U.S. We’ll see what happens in November AND next January (never forget which party is in charge of the H.o.R. until mid January).
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