Back when I was in college, I played a joke on my roommate. I called the military – used his name – and told them that I was very interested in being a cook on a ship. (I was too immature to see how this was extremely disrespectful to service people). For the next month, he got calls and brochures about the Navy and even how they teach people in certain fields (I think to get him thinking “cooking,” for all I know, that’s contracted out now, even on ships.) He got me back. He called up the LDS church as me and said I was interested in learning more… The missionaries only stopped coming by when I told them I would only listen to women missionaries. (My friend was too immature that this was disrespectful of Mormons.)

Someone did something similar to me and put me on Trump’s email list because I never signed a thing. Now, I get – no exaggeration – around five emails a day from Trump’s A.I. server. This one, however, was the first that was “Eyes only” to me. So, I have to share it because, after all, we’re all only one speeding UPS truck away from getting our lifetime grade.

So, herewith, “EYES ONLY.” The email was mysteriously entitled: For YOUR eyes only, which – ironically, I think I heard once and was happy to hear it. This, not so much.

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4 COMMENTS

  1. the orange shit-gibbon calling out President Biden because of his age? that’s more than a little bit of the pot calling the kettle black.

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  2. Funny that he would be “boasting” about “only” 37% of Democrats wanting Biden to run again. What’s the current percentage of GOPers wanting Trump to run, again? I think *legitimate* polls have been seeing numbers under 30% (and those are pretty much just the die-hard Trump MAGAts) and the straw-polls that have come out of various conservative/GOP functions haven’t even shown Trump cracking 20%. (IMS, Trump *only* manages to really get “big numbers” is when DeSantis is NOT named/listed as a choice.)

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  3. Back in 2020 I started getting spam from the RNC. It was the usual noxious insulting crap, so I would hit the ‘contact us’ button and list out their failures, ignorance, the stupidity of their candidates, their treasonous behavior, etc etc. It was great fun, venting directly at them. A few of those, including threats to report them if they didn’t stop sending me their crap, and they finally took me off their mailing list. Jerks.

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  4. Thanks for sharing this! In a country where we claim to be “One Nation Under God”we have ALLOWED and REWARDED a pompous, self serving, money worshipping,, misogynistic, racist, lying, ego maniac to represent the highest place in government leadership.
    If we allow this farce to run again, we deserve what we get! Can you say “Santos for 2028”!? *rump in training!

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