No delusion here. Why would you even think such a thing, oh ye of little faith? Trumpy has proclaimed that he has the bestest, most goodest, most successful first month of any president in our history — and that includes the first president, George Washington. And obviously it includes Lincoln, Eisenhower, hey you name it. Trump is the sublime best. Just as we expected. But before you listen to that, see this clip first. C-Span has a sense of humor.
Trump: You should be hired and promoted based on skill and competence
*Camera cuts to Boebert* pic.twitter.com/hCkqovUqoC
— Acyn (@Acyn) March 5, 2025
If Bobo isn’t the poster child for skill and competence, I surely do not know who is. And let’s get back to Trump’s moment of humility, where he puts himself above one of our founders and our first president. He says this with a straight face, when he’s got a trade war going with our neighbors, the stock market has just crashed, and our European allies are making contingency plans to go it alone without us.
Trump: It has been stated by many that the first month of our presidency, is the most successful in the history of our nation. And what makes it even more impressive is that, you know the number two is? George Washington pic.twitter.com/0IzxMUUGeR
— Acyn (@Acyn) March 5, 2025
And who are these “many?” Breitbart? Fox News? Epoch Times? Daily Caller? I know it’s not Matt Drudge, he jumped off the Trump train quite a while back. Now this next clip is great. Trump waxes Freudian. He says that “everybody appreciates DOGE — even this side (gesturing to Democrats) even if they don’t want to admit it.” This is the same kind of rationale that wife beaters use, that “she appreciated it,” or “she knew she needed it.” JFC
Trump: Elon Musk didn’t need this. Everybody here— even this side appreciates it I believe pic.twitter.com/efZeo86NMS
— Acyn (@Acyn) March 5, 2025
And now we go pure Apprentice.
Trump: The gold card… it’s like the green card but better and more sophisticated pic.twitter.com/rG14FIL4Jt
— Acyn (@Acyn) March 5, 2025
Laughter breaks out after Trump says: The days of rule by unelected bureaucrats are over. pic.twitter.com/9s0TV2medd
— Acyn (@Acyn) March 5, 2025
He says that with a straight face, just like the Washington crack. See this is Trump’s peculiar insanity. He believes his own bullshit. He really does. Now he’s off script and lost.
Trump: You should get rid of the chip act and whatever is left over. Mr. Speaker, you should use it to reduce debt or any other reason you want to. pic.twitter.com/jJxzWq0dZm
— Acyn (@Acyn) March 5, 2025
The act was intended to create jobs in manufacturing and construction and is a signature achievement of Joe Biden’s firm, but sure, while you’re throwing federal employees out of work, sabotage the private sector as well. Makes perfect sense.
I hate this man with the ferocity of a thousand blazing suns. I’m going to launch this chapter into cyberspace and see how much more of this I can stand. It looks like it’s reached a point where Trump is starting to come unglued. Anything goes.
He’s still droning on with the bullshit and lies. I keep playing part of Simon and Garfunkle’s The Boxer in my head:
Lie lie lie; Lie lie lie lie lie lie lie; Lie lie lie, Lie lie lie lie, lie lie lie lie, lie lie lie, lie lie lie lie, lie lie lie!
Whenever Trumpy cites “many”, he is referring to the voices in his empty head.
And the echos make it seem like more of those than actually exist.