Trump Preempts Biden’s 2024 Run With His ‘Statement’ Of the Difference Between the Candidates

Well, it looks like the rematch is on. Time to get down the history books and look up the last rematch in our history, which was Adlai Stevenson v. Dwight D. Eisenhower in 1952 and 1956. I think you know how that one went both times.

But before we do that, let’s see what Donald Trump has to say about his opponent. Sigh. This is from his website.

You could take the five worst presidents in American history, and put them together, and they would not have done the damage Joe Biden has done to our Nation in just a few short years. Not even close.

Donald, you could take the worst presidents in American history and the biggest mistakes that even the best presidents made, and nobody would come close to being the stone cold loser that you are. The problem is, the rest of us know that and to you it’s new information.

Thanks to Joe Biden’s socialist spending calamity, American families are being decimated by the worst inflation in half a century. Banks are failing. Our currency is crashing and the dollar will soon no longer be the world standard, which will be our greatest defeat in over 200 years. Real wages have been falling 24 months in a row—in other words, under Biden, workers have gotten a PAY CUT each and every month for two straight years. We have surrendered our energy independence, just like we surrendered in Afghanistan, which we had just a short time ago—and the price of gasoline just hit a 5-month high, and it’s going much higher than that.

Thanks to Joe Biden’s steady hand at the helm seniors are getting more on Social Security, everybody is paying less for prescription drugs, infrastructure is actually being attended to and isn’t the punchline of a joke, the jobs reports have been wildly better than anticipated, and if you want to talk about banks failing, great, let’s start with the ones that went under on your watch.

Under my leadership, we had the most secure border in U.S. history, by far. Never had a border like this. Under Biden, the Southern Border has been abolished—and millions of illegal aliens have been released into our communities. What’s happening now is beyond belief. They’re coming in from mental institutions and prisons. They are all being emptied. They are being dumped into the United States of America. Many of these people are very dangerous, they are being dumped. We are like a dumping ground. Our cities have been overrun with homelessness, drug addicts, and violent criminals, who are being released from jail in mass with no retribution whatsoever, while law enforcement is weaponized against law-abiding conservatives or Republicans, or people they just don’t like. Our children are being indoctrinated and mutilated by left-wing freaks and zealots. The senior ranks of our military have gone completely woke, and our military is suffering greatly.

Donald, get a thesaurus so you can find a synonym for “dumped.” As for mental institutions and prisons bringing people here, considering your behavior and that of people around you, it’s no wonder at all that you believe that a substantial percentage of Americans are from those two groups. By the way, speaking of violent criminals, Joe Biden isn’t a defendant in a rape trial which is starting today, but you are.

Biden has totally humiliated our Nation on the world stage—starting with the Afghanistan disaster, perhaps the most embarrassing event in the history of our country. It meant so much to our enemies when they watched that horrible retreat. Russia is teaming up with China. Iran is days away from a nuclear bomb—not even thinkable. Ukraine has been devastated by an invasion that would never, ever have happened if I was president—and Joe Biden has led us to the very brink of World War III. They say Trump was right about everything. Well, I’m not predicting World War III, but I will say this: we’re very close and they’re only talking about nuclear weapons.

Who’s talking about nuclear weapons? Who is “they?” The mice that come out and eat your leftover cold French fries at 3:30 a.m. when your demons awaken you and you can’t sleep? Is that what the mice are saying? And the “most embarrassing event in the history of our country,” was your election and the four years that followed it. I don’t know if we’ll ever live that one down.

On top of it all, Biden is the most corrupt president in American history—and that’s not even close. Nobody can believe what’s going on, with again no retribution whatsoever. 

Says the guy who’s got lawsuits stacked up like the airplanes over a black star airport.

With such a calamitous and failed presidency, it is almost inconceivable that Biden would even think of running for reelection. You know what happened in the last election: they cheated, and they rigged the election. But I promise you this: when I stand on that debate stage and compare our records, it will be Radical Democrats’ worst nightmare because there’s never been a record as bad as they have, and our country has never been through so much. There has never been a greater contrast between two successive administrations in all of American history. Ours being greatness, and theirs being failure.

We do agree with you on the last sentence. One of the two previous presidential administrations can be said to be great and the other one a total and abject failure. You’re right about that. You’re just in confusion about which is which, but don’t worry, Uncle Joe will clue you in, while he beats you like a drum. Again.

With your support in the election, we will defeat Joe Biden in 2024. We will rescue our economy. We will crush inflation. We will stop the invasion on our southern border. We will restore our Nation’s dignity. And we will prevent World War III from happening. Together, we will all Make America Great Again! Thank you.

Just keep telling yourself that, Donald.

Well, folks, this is how it’s starting out Day One. Trump sounds like a character out of a cartoon, Ron DeSantis is really enemies with characters from cartoons, and right-wing media is going through some changes. And we’re just getting started. The first caucus isn’t set until January, 2024.