Yes, Virginia, it does look like the dementia patient that has a cult and the Republican party in tow is planning on taking over the world, starting with the Northern Hemisphere and everything in it. Greenland is big, has a lot of natural resources, so of course it would attract Trump’s eye. Trump mentioned almost as an after thought that Greenland was in his crosshairs when he was announcing the appointment of yet another ambassador.

Is the new Danish ambassador going to be instrumental in taking over Greenland? Yes, Greenland is part of the Kingdom of Denmark but it’s a self-governing country. Plus  I seriously doubt that the Danes are going to do anything to give Greenland to Donald Trump. But somehow he’s got it in his head that all he has to do is threaten independent nations and make “jokes” about acquiring them and that that will be seen in a positive light somehow.

The man is clearly deranged.

And don’t forget, Herschel Walker is ambassador to the Bahamas. So maybe he can assist in taking them over. The Bahamas achieved independence from the UK in 1973, but think about it, if troops in Florida are going to take over Panama, then they might as well take over the Bahamas as well, right?

I hope that some of the moronic phuques that voted for Trump hear about some of this idiocy and know what they voted for. But if all they’re listening to is Fox News and right-wing media, I fear that it will either be ignored or spun out some completely different way. The leaders of the countries in question, big strong men (except for Mexico) with tears in their eyes, came to Trump saying, “Sir, Sir, please take over our country. Make Greenland/Panama/Mexico/Canada Great Again. We don’t want to be left out.” That’s what the official story will be.

Let’s see what idiocy Trump comes up with tomorrow and the rest of the year. He seems to be going out of his way to deliberately affront people. The Democrats always end up cleaning up after a disastrous Republican administration and the clean up on Aisle 47 is going to be a real doozy.

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12 COMMENTS

  1. He does realize, I hope, that a sharpie pen isn’t going to get the job done. He can mark up a map, change some names, but it does no more damage than a finger painting exercise in pre-k. Which, still may be over his head.

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    • Well, he’s owned by Putin so Russia’s off the table and China holds a YUUUUUUUUGE pile of America’s debt. One source (USA Facts) says about $749 billion or so (Japan actually holds $1.1 TRILLION) and another source (Investopedia) says nearly $860 billion. China’s going to be off the table unless Trump can “convince/sweet talk” Elon into using his vast fortune to buy back that debt.

      As for Iran, well, that’s one of Putin’s little buddies so until Iran gets on Putin’s bad side, I imagine Putin’s not going to let Trumpy really do much to piss off Iran.

      • Not to mention what leverage does he have on Xi, Putin, Iran, etc. Mouth doesn’t count. Since he ended the nuke agreement with Iran years ago, they will have their own at some point. God knows what they have on HIM, not that it matters. The average citizen knows more about reality shows, singers, the NFL, etc, than they do about the world at large. Oh, and it’s now clear 78 million are hopelessly lost. I often wonder if the average magat could find their state on the US map.

        • I’ll bet you real money they couldn’t. And nothing, NOTHING will stop they love of HIM. Oh, and I’ll also bet you real money the ignoramus is president til he dies. There will be no walking away in 4 years and he WILL be re-elected notwithstanding that old thing Repubs used to lecture us about, the Constitution. He will be there til he croaks, and conceivably longer cuz I do NOT put it past Repubs to hide his corpse after he’s dead a la “Dave the President”

  2. I’ve been to Liechtenstein. Beautiful place. But I suppose he would need Tom Brady and Gronk to take it over, because it’s only the size of a few football fields. Of course it’s also half a world away so it might take a few minutes. But you go Donny. We all believe in you !!

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