Trump-Nocchio Tells A Whopper To Save Face, Says Canceling Military Parade Was His Idea

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Donald Trump doesn’t seem to have good luck with the military, at least it hasn’t been his strong suit this week. He made a complete ass out of himself arguing about Agent Orange with veterans, because all he knows about Vietnam is what he saw in a screening of “Apocalypse Now” and even his memory of that is faulty. Then he offended both the intelligence community and the military, not to mention the Senate, when he pulled former CIA Director John Brennan’s security clearance. Admiral William McRaven wrote an editorial demanding that Trump pull his clearance, too. Then the Pentagon rained on his parade, literally, when they said that Trump’s latest narcissistic pipe dream, a glorious military parade honoring him, would cost $92Million, and the idea was promptly shelved. Trump’s answer to that, was the same as his answer to everything, to go on Twitter and lie like crazy, claiming that it was his idea to cancel the parade.

He sounds like a college kid whose girlfriend dumped him and so he explains that he’s not going to Europe in the summer as planned because he’s decided to do an independent study in particle physics instead. Right.

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