Donald Trump bleated once again into the ether and wee hours of Thursday morning that his hurricane prediction about Alabama being “hurt” was real and that his enemies in the media — and his own government at the Weather Service, apparently — refused to see it his way for some confounded reason. Once again, the laughter rose and #sharpiegate took on renewed life. TV commentators told him to “let it go” and the assumption was that he would. But then, Thursday evening, Mr. Have Thumbs Will Tweet just had to have at it again. He just simply cannot leave this alone.
That says Alabama has a 5% chance of getting hit by 39 mph wind. You don’t even know how to read your own fake map!
— Palmer Report (@PalmerReport) September 5, 2019
Trump: "Right here, Alex, right in my Alabama."
— Alyce Miller (@AlyceLMiller) September 5, 2019
However, none of the projections track the "cone" as reaching Alabama at any point, which is how the NOAA actually defines the potential path of the hurricane itself, and not the outlying areas that would not likely suffer much, if any, damage.
— Jules Suzdaltsev (@jules_su) September 5, 2019
I love this. He's a "trump-simus" a stubborn asshole named Trump who insists on being right even when it's been proven conclusively that he's dead wrong and should just STFU.
— Ursula Faw (@ursulafaw56) September 5, 2019
That’s one possibility, that Trump is a mumpsimus. Or, is it conceivable that he’s really a frustrated meteorologist? That being the next Stormy Rottman is an unfulfilled desire of Trump’s?
If Trump were a meteorologist:
"Lots of rain, big rains in the Middle East – you know, right around Virginia & Kentucky. Asia will be sunny – in Chinatown over here. Then this hurricane will be situated in a duck pond near Omaha. Sun's gonna set in the north."#SharpieGate
— Craig Rozniecki (@CraigRozniecki) September 4, 2019
" And then as you can see, the sun will rise next to those island called Puerto Rico. Bad very bad. Can you imagine how much damage it will do to that island. It's already in a bad shape. That's wonderful isn't it ? I might send some plane loads of paper towels to save them. "
— solotej (@TejpalS98269355) September 5, 2019
We can expect water, big water, the wettest water yet. And maybe a boat or two will wash up on a suburban street and Cantaloupe Caligula can make a joke out of it. Or, maybe Trump can FINALLY be right, if he just takes a page from the Democrats’ book and WILLS the hurricane to go to Alabama? Remember that, the Democrats were “willing” the economy to tank? Hey, if we can do that, what’s directing a little rain and lightning to move a few degrees on the map, huh? Trump can do that. He needs to skype me and I’ll read him a Wiccan chant. (psssst…I’ll read him the one that will turn himself into a toad, but don’t anybody tell……)
Quite obsessive. Going down, down, down.
Chris Christie says that Trump “feels under siege” and that’s why he won’t let it go. Maybe if he would let it go, he wouldn’t feel under siege, ya spose? I mean, isn’t he the one keeping this insane controversy going? It could have been dead three days ago.
Give us a break from your twitter feed you, IDIOT!
Never. That’s his way to tell the base, and the bots, that he’s really on top of his game and the Fake News won’t report the truth. Go read this thread. There are a lot of loonies over there saying he’s “the greatest president ever” all that delusion.
Can someone give him sedatives and keep him sleeping for a week? For the sake of everyone else?
I think they should just take away his damned phone. You would think that Ivanka or somebody could manage that, and do a little damage control.
Lock him in a room with whiteboard walls and several boxes of grease pencils (“china markers”) in assorted colors. (They’ll come off whiteboards with a wet cloth.)
I don’t think Trump drew the cone extension on the map in Sharpie…..
……the dumb bastard couldn’t point out Alabama on a map if his life depended on it.
The Washington Post is reporting that it was Trump himself who doctored the map. Isn’t this incredible? This is another entry in the You Can’t Make This Shit Up file.
Well, if that indeed is the case, Stephen Miller must have goose stepped on over and pointed it out to him.
This administration continues on it’s only real achievement.
Making ‘The Onion’ redundant.
He probably did. But his ego is bigger than he is.
It is past time, Speaker Pelosi: Impeach Trump Now !
Ursula, the Wiccan chant made me laugh. If only…