Trump Has A Super Secret Message for MAGAs and It’ll Only Cost 50 Bucks to View

Wow, what a deal!

Your disgraced and demented former Resident and shitheel has a super secret video recorded just for you little MAGAt, and it’ll only cost a mere 50 USD for you to unlock and view!

You see the mean ole Republican Party has decided they are done footing the mounting and astronomical debt to my lousy lawyers to keep them mounting ridiculous and laughable defenses of my sedition and treason, that you so willingly and generously abetted, but the 100M+ I have already squirreled away from your generous donations is just not gonna be enough to cover the tab!

So send your $50.00 right now and I promise not to hit you up again… for an hour or two!

It’s “Top Secret” just like the documents he stole and took to Mar-a-Lago?

— Katie S. Phang (@KatiePhang) September 25, 2022

Only better, Katie, it is still there.

So if I want to watch it for free all I have to do is think about it being free and then it’s free?

— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) September 25, 2022

Fat chance, Tony, only former residents have that super power.

Holy Jesus !!! Trump is actually asking for $50 to watch his new bullshit video !!! Who the hell is so brainwashed, lonely, mistreated and pathetic they they would actually send more money to this criminal ??? pic.twitter.com/odC6KCFXn3

— Sandy KoVaxx (@KovaxxSandy) September 25, 2022

👍👍👍

This guy has suckered more Americans than Joel Osteen.

— PMG (@pmginmyhead) September 25, 2022

Many of the same ones…

Rudy needs to come up with $250,000, to pay his ex wife or he's going to jail lol 😆 that's a lot of sandals to grift. 😁

— Jomomma (@Jomomma53168572) September 25, 2022

At least Rudes offers something tangible.

List of politicians who would steal Top Secret govt documents and then try to make money from his followers using the phrase "Top Secret."

1. Donald Trump

— NC Vates (@NCVates) September 25, 2022

Yup

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— Dinu (@dinu_2022) September 25, 2022

One born every minute.

Why does this remind me of the scene from Christmas Story where Ralphie learns Ovaltine is just making a sales pitch? pic.twitter.com/Ns8grwFNyA

— @realPaulSimon 🇺🇦 (@PaulVSimon1) September 25, 2022

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How do Republicans explain the continual grift? A billionaire should not have to continually beg for money from his supporters. Why can’t they see this?

— Lily🌻 (@LilyinIndiana) September 25, 2022

They can’t see past the hate and racism.

Just like keeping the grift contemporary with the crimes he's accused of sometimes must be hard to keep up with. Next week it will be either about not paying taxes or tampering with the election in Georgia.

— Chevron 🇺🇦🌈🌊#Resist #BLM (@lachevron) September 25, 2022

Weisselberg Has a spread sheet.

I can't believe people are giving a supposed billionaire money 😕 pic.twitter.com/zONtwsrcgr

— Purple Dragonfly 💜 (@Purple_Dream80) September 25, 2022

Yup

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Anyone who would pay $50 to watch a whiny pathetic sore-loser criminal fraudster loses all right to complain about the price of groceries or gas.

— David Weiss 🇺🇸 (@DWeiss36) September 25, 2022

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— Bad Kitty (@ClaudetteKnier3) September 25, 2022

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His message is "Thanks for the $50, now here's a short clip. To see the full video, please donate $100."

— Dad Of 4A's (@4a_of) September 25, 2022

Yup

I’d pay $50 for pay per view of trumps arrest…

— The Ghost of Jeremy Bentham☮️ (@BenthamzJeremy) September 25, 2022

As would we all.

We have a winner!

But, but… I was promised there was a pony under all that manure! pic.twitter.com/3yrpsRBllX

— General Putnam (@GeneralPutnam2) September 25, 2022

So life like!