Yes, I know, you’re tired of hearing me say You Can’t Make This S*it Up, but it’s a day ending in a y and things are going along in Trump world pro forma. I suggested the other day that Donald Trump debate Commander Biden, after Trump wanted his 17-year-old son Barron to debate Joe Biden. Now this comes along. This is the first thing Commander and Donald could chew the fat over — either figuratively or literally, it’s up to them.
Tim Fitton is one of Donald Trump’s favorite foot soldiers. Trump re-truths his articles all the time. Today Fitton has unearthed “personal, dark corruption” in the Biden White House, and it is shocking, we tell you, shocking. We’re back to Major Biden biting people, or maybe Commander Biden has taken up where Major left off. Here’s Fitton playing Paul Revere.
Impeach Commander! Tom Fitton says he exposed the scandal of Biden’s dog biting Secret Service Agents, and the cover-up is more proof of corruption in the Admin. pic.twitter.com/3dYaaaimD3
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) July 25, 2023
The cover up is worse than the crime. What might that mean? That Willow is burying the SIM cards from the Secret Service agents’ cell phones in her litter box, so nobody can see the incriminating pictures, in an effort to protect her younger, canine brother? Or, are they still talking about Major? Or even Champ, who has since crossed the Rainbow Bridge and is waiting for Joe and Jill, wherever our beloved furry friends wait for us to rejoin them?
If you go over to Truth Social, it truly is stepping off into another world, ala Twilight Zone. There, there is a kindly and wise patriarch, a blameless man, whose only fault is his immense generosity, named Donald Trump, and he is persecuted by rabid wolves. It does have entertainment value.
And remember, this is the world where Donald Junior tells us how Hunter Biden’s laptop is bigger than Watergate. I kid you not.
Again I say, the Commander/Trump debate is a sound idea.
An actual bite (the the nip) from that poor dog is a lot safer than listening to these fools and absorbing their rampant stupidity. THAT is a real danger-life threatening in fact.
You can’t make this sh*t up indeed: is there anything too effing stupid for these people to bitch about? Guess not–underwear drawers, dog nips, one president’s son actually worked for a living…
The dog has much better hair too, and is probably smarter than Barron.
They’re all just jealous because Commander and Hunter both have bigger endowments than anyone in dumbfucktrumpistan.
Look, look, look over there! A shiny thing!
But their shiny thing’s very tarnished now.
The Secret Service had been on a downhill trajectory ever since DHS was formed and it was removed from Treasury and placed in the new behemoth agency. Scandal and even some corruption was a too often thing when Trump came along. And with him, any standards for becoming part of the Presidential/WH detail went out the window. Sucking up to him was the main qualification. Frankly, it’s a scandal that Biden wasn’t properly protected for too long after taking office due to the Trump devotees still on the WH detail!
The thing is, good dogs that are raised and treated well are almost always GREAT judges of character. And protective of their masters. With certain breeds, which not so coincidentally happen to be used for LE and military service the protection instinct is even more ingrained. I’d be willing to bet all I’ve got (admittedly not much) that every person Major bit was one of the Trump people that didn’t make the cut to become part of his (or his evil spawn’s) post WH detail. EVERY SINGLE ONE! Major looked out for Joe and Jill Biden and Biden’s people – people he knew they trusted because he saw the interactions for himself. With those he bit, he sensed they were NOT ok.
I hope he got an extra treat every night he bit one of those a$$holes. Since there’s been time to sort through personnel and make adjustments Commander doesn’t have as much to worry about. But if some agent comes near him and his hackles go up it I were Biden or on his detail I’d take notice. And do some fast checking out of that agent!