This Is How Totally Kamala Harris Owns Trump Right Now

You can’t teach an old dog new tricks

This is the single most critical gift that President Joe Biden gave to Kamala Harris and the Democrats by withdrawing. As a speaker Traitor Tot has always been disjointed, disorganized, rambling, and almost incoherent. But he started getting away with it under the mantle of The non politician mogul who will set things right. But he kept getting away with it by constantly calling attention to President Biden’s advanced age, and occasional verbal flubs. And that was the secret sauce Trump was going to ride to the White House in November.

But now Trump’s opponent is 19 years younger than His Lowness, and suddenly all of the sh*t he’s been shoveling at Biden for the last three years is coming right back at him. And suddenly it’s not so cute anymore, and Trump is confused and pissed.

A perfect starter for you. In his press farce yesterday, Trump spoke about being in a helicopter in California with Willy Brown, and Brown had nothing but bad things to say about Harris. Fact Check: Trump has never been in a helicopter with Willy Brown, who has nothing but good things to say about Harris. It seems he was thinking or referring to former CA Governor Jerry Brown, who he also has never been in a helicopter with, and who has nothing but praise for Harris. The odd man out is current CA Governor Gavin Newsome, with whom Trump toured wildfire damage with by air, and who gleefully recalled that Il Douche was terrified that the helicopter would crash land.

This is the same old Trump, but now it’s being seen through a new prism, and Trump hates it. But you’re not going to change him now. But for our purposes, let’s just look at the events of the last couple of weeks, where you’ll find that El Pendejo ex Presidente literally doesn’t know whether to shit, go blind, or wind his watch. Such as;

• Trump claimed that he felt sorry for the way Biden was treated in being forced from the ticket, then pivoted to a conspiracy theory that Biden is going to engineer a floor fight at the convention to rip the nomination back, then darkly threatened that Biden’s action was unconstitutional, and he might sue to get him back on the ballot
• Trump angrily berated the media for not giving his crowds fair coverage, while lavishing praise on Harris for hers, completely ignoring the fact that his crowds are demonstrably and provably smaller
• Trump called Harris a worthy opponent in one breath, then turned around in the next and claimed that she couldn’t do a press conference like his because She’s a stupid person, and we don’t need stupid people, we need smart people
• In one interview Trump boasted that he was turning away traitors who had backed Pissantis or Haley in the primaries, I don’t need them, I already have more votes than I need, more than anybody in history! Then in a rally of Evangelicals, he literally begged, Please Christians, please, come out and vote this one last time. I love you Christians, I’m a Christian myself. Come out this one last time, and in four years you won’t have to come out and vote anymore!
• When Trump was +7 in the polls, Trump would rather die in harness than debate Harris. Now that she’s kicking his fat, pasty ass, he wants so many debates it’ll look like a new season of Apprentice: White House Edition
• Trump bragged that he had just dropped a mega million campaign with the most beautiful ads you’ve ever seen, while in fact the Harris campaign is outspending him on the airwaves 5-1

This old dog is incapable of dealing with a new master. His entire election strategy was based on using his nonstop accusations and insults about Joe Biden’s advanced age and inability to lead to hide his own dotage. And the best part is that he didn’t even have to travel and hold rallies to do it. It was reported today that The Cheeto Prophet has held a whopping 7 live rallies so far in the campaign, as opposed to 22 by this point in 2016. And if you think that it wasn’t a central part of the campaign’s strategy to keep a clearly degenerating Trump out of the media spotlight, you haven’t been paying attention.

And Harris has her puppy on a choker chain. If the media won’t bother to fact check Trump’s babbling nonsense, no problem. The Harris campaign is doing it themselves, and ramming it down the medias throats. The fact check they released yesterday within minutes of traitor Tot waddling out of his presser reads like a script for an episode of Men Behaving Badly. Every word was true, but it was sharply sarcastic, and funny as hell.

At this point I honestly don’t know what the campaign can do to stop the bleeding. You can’t put Trump on the trail, or you’re immediately dogged by questions about his age and disjointed rambling. Sure there’s always Beggar Vance, but since he’s only 40 years old, senility won’t work for him. Only bone stupid will do. And in a couple of weeks, Harris and Walz are going to have a glorious four days devoted to gratitude to Joe Biden, actual prime time speakers, and a unifying message of a brighter, more prosperous and more fair and equitable America.

This weeks polls that Harris had closed deficits outside the margin of error both nationally as well as in every battleground state, and even added NC and GA, which weren’t even on the map. I’m looking forward to what next week looks like, on the tails of this battleground whirlwind tour.

I’ll close with this. I have said for years now that Traitor Tot was a one trick pony, and the problem with those is that the trick gets old. Twenty years ago, Andrew Dice Clay was packing stadiums with his crude, foul mouthed version of comedy, which personally I enjoyed. These days, he’s relegated to a resort show lounge 3-4 nights a week, and some of those have been off strip. But the bright spot is, maybe in a couple of years, he can have Trump as his warm up act to get the crowd fired up. Nah! The Dice Man has too much class for that.

I thank you for the privilege of your time.

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