Time for comedy hour. We’re going to discuss the Trumps and plastic surgery. They’re all far less *beautiful* than they would have you believe. And they’ve all spent a lot of cash to make their outsides considerably prettier than their insides. They do it because physical beauty is frequently the refuge of people who have nothing else to offer. Looks will open many doors, granted. But in a contest between capable people and some dummies who are shallow, stupid and unaccomplished, the capable people will win — except in 2016 when things went haywire and this is why we have these creeps at the forefront of our political news. Here’s the Daily Mail’s “expose.”
Plastic surgeon to the stars Dr Gary Motykie, who caveats that he hasn’t seen anyone in the Trump family as a patient, estimates the family has spent nearly $1million on dozens of procedures over the decades.[…]
The Donald, 77, [now 78] is famous for his head of very blonde hair. While he has sworn it is au naturale, some speculate it is the result of multiple hair transplants.
Dr Motykie said: ‘I thin there’s evidence of hairline raising — where the hairline is moved forward to reduce the appearance of a receding hairline or a large forehead.
Dr Motykie added: ‘And then, I do think we have some older techniques too — like flap techniques, which he tries to cover with this strange parting and combing over.’
During a flap procedure, small areas of bald scalp are removed and patches of hair-covered skin are used to replace the bald areas.
While this may be a fix to bald spots on top of the head, it can leave bald patches at the side. This often leads recipients to comb over the areas to hide them — much like Trump’s world-famous combover.
Dr Gary Linkov, a hair loss expert and plastic surgeon in New York City, has also speculated Trump had five hair transplants to restore his thinning hairline.

Ivanka Trump has been hit with plastic surgery rumors for years, with speculation re-ignited in November 2023 after she appeared at her father’s $250million fraud trial sporting a very different appearance.
Dr Motykie said he was very suspicious the 42-year-old had had a nose job and possibly a chin implant.
He told DailyMail.com: ‘You can see sort of a transition [in her face], particularly in the nose and the chin area for me.
‘I think she’s had at least one rhinoplasty, if not two, and it looks like she did some sort of chin augmentation when she was younger — maybe a chin implant.
‘And then maybe some maintenance now with… fillers in the cheeks, mid-face, lips, and probably Botox just to stave off the wrinkling as you get into your 40s.’
Photos of Ivanka from 2023 show her chin jutting out, compared to 2020 photos when her chin appears much smaller. Her nose also appears to be smaller and more defined in recent photos.
The images also appear to show that her lips and mid-face are larger, possibly showing she may have received fillers.
Dr Motykie also suggested she may have followed in her father’s footsteps and gotten veneers to make her teeth sparkly white.
Ivanka has not previously commented publicly on allegations that she has had plastic surgery or cosmetic procedures.
Dr Motykie suggested the surgeries to her face cost around $50,000, but added her veneers could have been as much as $80,000.
This is a long article and you can hit the link if you want to know more about these losers. For my part, I just wanted to give you a few highlights. The Trumps look as *good* as they do and live as well as they do because they’re thieves and grifters. The MAGA donations go to pay for Trump’s legal bills and maybe now his plane.
I serously wonder what Trump will have to liquidate when he loses the election and has to go through his three criminal trials? Or, is he going to grift and keep running for 2028? Will MAGA buy that? Mebbe. Mebbe not.






















:;waiting for the implosion::
All that plastic surgery to improve appearances.
Like lipstick on a pig.
Not that I give a Rhett Butler damn about any of you nazi child killers, but here’s a free piece of advice…father time is accepting no bribes.
I’ll tell you what I see happening now. I see a real boomerang effect. After Trump loses badly, the entire Trump klan is going to become laughing stocks. MAGA won’t disappear. But they’re going to be lost. They have two choices, either they stick with Trump for 2028 after he’s lost twice and he’ll be 82, or they find a new standard bearer. And so far as i know there’s no Kamala equivalent. Who would it be? Junior? J.D. Vance, when #NeverVance was trending on Truth Social this morning?
I suspect you’re correct Ursula. If the magats are wandering around lost it won’t be for very long. Some pol is going to gather them up–they are a big swath of the voting public. Letting that go to waste would be unthinkable to anyone who thirsts for power….and gullible rubes who will donate to people who are idiots just like them (or at least can sound like idiots).
Is it just me or does that photo of the back of Trump’s head look like butt cheeks with a swath of hair that fell off from whatever the hell’s on his head and into said butt crack?
Great comment.., 🤣🤣🤣
To mangle an old saying,,beauty may be skindeep, but evil.goes,straight to the Silk eventually shows on your face.
Ivanks had her first nose job in her teens. There is a photo of her with Daddy Dearest, where her nose is wider and much more pugged . She has also had either had breast implants or a breast lift. She has become blender and blender over time. She looks generic.
Junior may have had chin implants and his hoping his beard will.hide that failure. Eric? No.personality, no brains,no looks.