If there’s a MAGAt on your Xian Xmas shopping list, here’s just the thing. This is for the man who’s decided that if you’ve got to be politically correct like those lib wimps and wear a *%(@# face mask, even though you know coronavirus is a hoax, you’ve got to be able to still make a statement about who you are. And the face mask with side holster for your side arm is just the MAGA garment to do both.

What, you think there’s a problem with having a gun right next to your head, pointed at a major artery, and aimed at your chest? Well if you do, that’s because you’re a snowflake and not a real he-man like the pussy grabber in chief. And here’s more in suitable attire for the MAGAt who’s only willing to cave to medical advice, if he can do it with a bang.

Let’s find out where Irony, Satire, and Parody are buried. Those girls were sure fun before they formed a suicide pact and checked out.

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    • You could blow ur dick off. As Paul lazarro told Billy pilgrim in Vonnegut’s novel… “then I’m gonna give you time to think about life without a dick”.

  1. There goes their main excuse – if they have so much trouble breathing with an ordinary mask, how are they going to breathe with this one?

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