* Content Alert * The following article is going to be heavy on sarcasm and disdain. The author is stoked, fed up, and totally pissed off, and it’s going to show. So strap in.
What a total cock up! I don’t know about you, but I caught the vast bulk of the second Trump impeachment trial, and it was a prosecutorial tour de force. They didn’t just nail Trump to the barn door, they collapsed the whole goddamned barn in on top of him. And Trump’s lawyers? Please keep your hands and feet inside the car at all times, do not unbuckle your belt, and do not pull up on the roll bar.
What the fuck was it with the Trump lawyers? These clowns couldn’t find their way out of a closet with the door open! First, you had Bruce castor, “The Philly Flash,” who spent endless hours talking about his decades spent as a prosecutor. Prosecuting what, parking tickets? I swear, this ass gasket couldn’t convict a shoplifter if the dude showed up in court wearing the swag! And then there was this VanDerDweeb clown, or whatever, who is an actual personal injury attorney, proudly displaying his payouts on his website. I think this ambulance chaser needs a new pair of Keds.
It wasn’t just that they were vapid and incompetent, it was that they were arrogant and stupid besides. Time and again they made arguments that not only didn’t apply, they slaughtered the English language. Here’s two of them.
Both of these muckbills spoke endlessly about the Democratic Impeachment team engaging in cancel culture. Do either one of these flaming morons have even a basic understanding of what that phrase means? I think not. They both spent great gobs of their argument time in front of the Senate trying to convince the Senators that the Impeachment team was trying to cancel out 74 million Trump votes!
Single word question. Why? Why would you bother to try to cancel out a single Trump vote? After all, the simple fact is that Biden got 81 fucking million votes! And he won the electoral college by a margin of 306-232. Why would you waste time trying to cancel out votes from the side that fucking lost?!?
But what was even worse was their sad, sick, pathetic, twisted logic. They spent tons of time talking about Trump’s rhetoric, not only on January 6th, but for months before. Y’all keep telling me not to call Trump supporters morons, or knuckle draggers, because their delicate snowflake fee-fee’s will be hurt. But let’s just look at the actual logic presented by the Trump impeachment lawyers, and you be the judge. For starters, the Trump lawyers never once even admitted in the Senate that Trump had actually lost the election, This was a bridge too far for them, which skewed all that came after.
Here’s the official logic. Trump literally spent months before the election warning that the only way he could lose, was if the election was rigged, and the Democrats stole it. He basically told 74 million people to go out in the middle of a pandemic to vote for him, knowing going in that it may not mean jack shit, because the Democrats would try to steal the election. And after the election was called in favor of Biden, Trump continued to scream and rant and rave that the election had been stolen, and that he would never stop fighting to correct this grave miscarriage of justice!
See, here’s the problem with that. Donald Trump is the President of the United States. He has reason to believe that there is a nefarious plot to steal the election from him. And yet, as the most powerful politician in the United States, Trump is incapable of marshalling all of the resources of the federal government to ensure that the election is free and fair?
And once the election is over, and the “steal” complete, the Howler Monkey in chief continues to screech that he will never let this go! And what happens? Trump goes 0-61 in state and federal courts across the land, including judges that Trump himself appointed. Even his own hand picked Supreme Court tells him to get this lame shit outta here! The funny thing is that Trump ordered recounts in several key states. And in a recount, the states use the back up paper ballots. And every one of those recounts showed that the original counts had been accurate. Hell, in Wisconsin, they even switched votes over to Biden in the recount!
This is the true stupidity of the Trump voter, the complete absence of ability to follow common sense. And now, Trump is going to at least give the appearance of mounting a serious attempt to run for President again in 2024, just to fleece the sheeple. And what’s his campaign platform? You all elected me in 2016. In 2020, I knew that the Democrats were going to steal the election, and I even told you so, but, even as President, I was unable to stop it. So now, I’m asking all 74 million of you to come out and vote for me again in 2024, so that the Democrats can pull the same lame shit and steal the election again!
Yep, makes perfect sense to me. Especially if you have the IQ of silly string. The second Trump impeachment clearly laid out the complete fallacy of the entire Trump premise for the 2020 election, and yet the Trombies are still celebrating their victory. Because at the base of it, Trump stands for one thing, death and destruction. And the Proud Bois are more than ready to Stand back, and stand by!
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Very entertaining and spot on. This was one article I’m glad to have read in this shithole news cycle
Lincoln did not cave to slave owners of the south, which wanted the north to SURRENDER. We cannot now stop fighting to reign in these seditious traitors, bringing criminal charges even to the ELECTED criminals hiding behind their titles & priviledge. If not, the entire LAW is exposed, once again, to be an elaborate SHAM, full of hypocrites, liars, & deluded believers. That’s the simple truth. An industry, where the rules are made by the rich & powerful, not for themselves, but for the phucking peasants, i.e., YOU & I.