The Donald Trump You’ve Known For 50 Years Is Gone. R.I.P.

F*ck it. Rest in Hell, in the room between the maids elevator and the noisy ice machine. And there ain’t no $50 omelet buffet in Satan’s Burn-A-Lago. As The Eagles Joe Walsh wrote, You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.

Look, I’m not talking about being dead politically, I’ll deal with that later. But the brash, rude, cocky, in-your-face pain in the ass Donald Trump you’ve known for 50 years is no more. And in a rare display of perfect symmetry, after a life of shameless sexism and misogyny, it was an 80 year old woman who put a photon torpedo through his ego shields, and imploded his core, his self esteem.

You all well know how long I’ve been paddling around in Trump’s fetid swamp of personality. And in order to truly explain what I’m saying, we have to briefly go back to the event that literally made Traitor Tot what he not only is, but what he’s been for some 66 years now.

In her stunning takedown of Trump’s personality, and the genesis of his personality, his own niece Mary Trump, a highly regarded board certified psychologist wrote in Too Much and Never Enough, young Donald was a desperately insecure boy who craved nothing more than his father’s approval, which seldom came. His father Fred Trump taught him on his knee that there were two kinds of people in the world. Winners like Trump himself, and everybody else were suckers for Trump to take advantage of. So young Donald became a bully.

According to Mary Trump, young Donald cemented his personality when he was something like 11 years old. The family was at dinner, and Donald was ceaselessly torturing his younger brother at the table. His older brother Fred Jr., Mary’s father, told Donald to cut it out. Trump kept berating his younger sibling, and in frustration Fred Jr. dumped a half full bowl of mashed potatoes over the top of Donald’s head. To Donald’s horror, everybody at the table, including his father were laughing hysterically. At Him! It was when Fred Jr. reached out for the gravy boat that young Donald fled the table in shame and embarrassment.

And while he was cleaning himself up, the personality that would take him through the rest of his life was permanently formed and hardened. It was two simple credos, Feelings were for suckers, and nobody would ever laugh at him again.

And this became his lifelong ruling mantra. And if you’ve spent as much time in his head as I have, it’s obvious, even for an Irish street rat without a bowl of alphabet soup letters after his name. It’s perfectly clear when you look at two things. His personal life with women, and his professional life.

Let’s start with Trump’s person al life. Don’t laugh, don’t roll your eyes, just read and think. Donald Trump has no personal life! What Donald Trump has is a carefully constructed bullsh*t persona of being an uber rich real estate mogul, for whom women, all women, are disposable playthings for rich men.

Follow the simple logic and Trump’s personal history. Trump had a flagrant, public affair with Marla Maples while he was still married to his first wife Ivana. Not only did he do it, he personally publicized it. And then he turned around and had a publicized affair withy Melania while he was still married to Marla. And then he got caught doing the mattress mambo with porn star Stro0my Daniels while Melania was nursing their infant son. None of those women meant anything Trump because he has no feelings. Besides, his public persona is that of a rich playboy, so all is good.

Now let’s look at Trump’s business life, and you’ll see the same goddamned thing all over again. Let’s cut the bullsh(t here, shall we? If you look at Trump’s business career, he should be driving a city bus in Queens by now. The man is an abject failure.

But it doesn’t matter to Trump. Because his carefully crafted media persona is that of the brash, young, risk taking real estate mogul. going from glorious deal to glorious deal. And every word of it unutterable bullsh*t.

For the formative part of his career and persona, Trump had a magical amulet, Fred Trump. Trump loves to boast that he got his start in Manhattan with a modest 1$ million loan, which he repaid with interest. More unutterable bullshit. Trump has never repaid a loan in his life. Trump’s father was a begrudging spigot during those years, including the infamous episode where Fred Trump sent an employee into a Trump employee with a briefcase stuffed with $1 million in cash. The employee bought $1 million in chips, which Fred Trump held so that his monkey spawn could make a last minute interest payment. Without Fred Trump, Donald Trump would be spending his days on a street corner with a tin cup full of pencils. In short, he’s a 3rd rate f*ck up.

Trump’s business history is replete with abject failure, but by the constant buttressing of his persona, that of an uber successful real estate magnate, none of it touched him personally. Let’s briefly recap;

• Trump personally bankrupted four casinos in Atlantic City NJ, which should be mathematically impossible if you simply balance your sports book! And while investors, tradesmen, suppliers and thousands of employees lost tens of millions of dollars and their jobs, Trump could brag what a brilliant businessman he was, since the corporate proceedings didn’t cost him a penny personally
• Trump put together a scam venture called Trump University. When the scam fell apart, Trump settled with the government for a $25 million fine, without making any admission of wrongdoing. Hell, if His Lowness put any of that tuition income into an interest bearing vehicle, he likely made money on the scam
• Trump and his monkey spawn set up a totally bogus Trump Charitable Foundation, ro which he personally made a single donation. It was a total scam. Trump used funds from the foundation to purchase an autographed Tim Tebow UF football helmet, a life size painting of himself for Mar-A-Lago, and settled a civil fine for an oversized flagpole on his Mar-A-Lago property. And when the New York Attorney General dropped the hammer, Trump again settled for the dissolution of the foundation, and a fine, and boasted that he personally lost nothing.

And it’s not like anybody in the media was like, calling him out on this or anything. During the years that The Cheeto Jesus was embroiled in these controversies, with plain criminality involved, NBC was paying him millions of dollars a year to host The Apprentice, at a time when he was publicly being proven a cheat and criminal in state court. Trump’s ego shields were holding up just fine, thank you very much.

But the E Jean Carroll civil decisions blew all of that out of the water. Forget the bankruptcies and civil judgements, for the first time in his life, E Jean Carroll and her legal team held Trump personally responsible for his illegal conduct. Forget about the scams, forget about the bankruptcies, forget about the settlements, E Jean Carroll is about to cost Donald John Trump a minimum of $88.4 million out of his own person al pocket. And Trump has to provide the court with a surety bond that guarantees payment, with interest, during the time of the appeals.

Trump can’t handle this. Personal responsibility is something he has avoided the way a vampire avoids sunlight. But it’s so much worse when you take into account Trump’s frail emotional state;

• Trump is scamming members at Mar-A-Lago some $150,000 a year simply for the thrill of saying “HI!” to him. But these aren’t Trumptards, they’re rich sh*tpokes that read the papers and watch the news. And they now know that their bestest bud is civilly liable for sexual assault against writer E Jean Carroll. Gee. You think the ghost of Jeffrey Epstein is sitting on their shoulders right now?
• Trump’s business is in a shambles. And the last time Trump’s business life was in the sh*tter, NBC was there to bail him out with a two bit reality show. Does His Lowness honestly believe he could possibly go back to NBC, or any other network for another bite of that apple?
• Trump is a media and social media shell of his former self. In the old days Trump commanded almost universal national network and social media presence. Nowadays? The media won’t broadcast his speeches live, and Trump’s only social media outlet is his pathetic Bullsh*t Social

Which is the literal emotional kiss-of-death for Trump. Because Donald Trump is in his heart still that scared, insecure 11 year old boy, desperate for love, approval, and respect. And today? Trump can’t help but know that whether they do it in public, or behind their hands in private, everybody is laughing at him. Trump is now the only thing he spent his entire life trying to avoid. A loser.

Trump is going to keep running for President, because that’s the only way for him to not end up his miserable life in an orange jumpsuit. But his deranged rantings in front of his slobbering army will only become more petulant, childish and accusatory as he tries to massage that ache in his soul. And his media appearances will be exclusively on friendly outlets like FUX News, OAN, and NewsMax, simply because anybody else is going to ask him uncomfortable questions he can’t answer. But the days of teh brash, swaggering, world beating, arrogant Donald Trump, ready to take on all comers is over. because at long last, deep in his soul, he knows what he is. The. Biggest. Loser.

I thank you for the privilege of your time.