Everything you never wanted to know about Donald Trump, appears in Stormy Daniels’ new book, “Full Disclosure” set to be released October 2. Trump is apparently as unimpressive in the bedroom as he is in the Oval Office. She describes their encounter by saying that Trump’s “penis is smaller than average, although not freakishly so.” That’s a relief. But it’s freakish nonetheless, apparently. The Guardian:
“He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…
“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart…
“It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”
Daniels’ alleged relationship with Trump included one moment in 2007, she writes, in which she is with Trump in a hotel room watching a Shark Week broadcast on cable television when he receives a phone call from Hillary Clinton, then running against Barack Obama for the Democratic presidential nomination.
“Then, to make it crazier, Hillary Clinton called,” Daniels writes. “He had a whole conversation about the race, repeatedly mentioning ‘our plan’…
“Even while he was on the phone with Hillary, his attention kept going back to the sharks.”
Mark my words, mushroom memes are going to be sprouting up everywhere. If nothing else, this is a spectacular troll, and should irritate Trump as he endeavors to keep his “mind” on issues like the Mueller probe, which one of his compatriots is getting indicted this week, the Kavanaugh debacle, and oh yeah, the midterm elections?
