Another day, another Trump malapropism and/or gibberish. Get used to it. Donald Trump spews nonsense word salads like whales spew ambergris. And like ambergris, which has a strong marine, fecal odor, his words stink as much as he does. This is, once again, the new abnormal of American politics. For reasons which will be parsed through for generations to come, the Republican party is so bereft of leadership and direction that they are uniting once more to elect the worst president in the history of our republic to a second term — or perhaps life. That’s certainly been discussed.

Where’s Melania? That was the cri de couer last year, long before it was revealed that her mother was gravely ill. Now the woman in question has passed and so the inquiries are, “When will Melania join Trump on the campaign trail? Trump told the Mirror that she’s going to be quite the fixture on the campaign trail in the upcoming year.

“I rely on her for advice and all the others. I think she will be very active in the sense of being active.” In addition, Trump said that he was worried about his family, who have been the subject of “unfair” insults ever since he took office and began his presidential campaign.

“They did tremendous job in terms of economic development and jobs, every one of them,” he said of his family. Speaking about Barron, he disclosed that he is 6 feet 8 inches tall. Last week, the teenager attended his grandmother Amalija Knavs’ burial with his father. In addition, Trump disclosed during his Iowa caucus win speech that Barron’s height is due to him eating all of his late grandmother’s meals and that he prefers soccer to shooting hoops.

I daresay that Barron’s height is the result of genetics on the maternal side, but who knows? Maybe there is some magic in Slovenian home cooking that overrides Mother Nature. Bear in mind the source of these comments, a 77-year-old dementia patient, whom the Republican party wants to entrust with the nuclear codes.

The article goes on to say, “At campaign rallies, he has invited past opponents, such as Tim Scott and Vivek Ramaswamy, to the platform as ‘Avengers Assemble,’ according to a senior campaign assistant.” Tim Scott is now in charge of delivering the Black vote to Trump. What’s that you say? How can he do it for Trump when he couldn’t do it for himself?

It certainly will be interesting to find the answer to that question. And it will definitely be intriguing to see Melania out there on the campaign trail, “active in the sense of being active.” That’s wonderful. I want to see what that looks like.

Melania’s acting job has just gotten much more complicated. She has to get up on stage and tell an audience that they should vote for a man who is in the process of 1. stiffing her son out of his inheritance or 2. rendering her not as well off in her old age as she expected. So listening to her sell the man to a crowd will be one for the books, indeed.

After all, Trump may have signed a very generous pre-nuptial agreement and then revised it several times. But if the money agreed to contractually simply isn’t there to pay, then what? We may find out. The Trumps may end up making a contribution to Family Law, as well as Defamation, and various aspects of Criminal Law.

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4 COMMENTS

  1. From the look she gave him from the limo taking her to the funeral, he will need some ground rules: never allow her to handle his food; never allow her to possess any object that can be used as a weapon; never allow her to stand behind him; the secret service needs to keep the safety off on their weapons; she’s not to be taped or photographed under any circumstances. That would be prudent. At least it’s a start.

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    • If she is smart, she will.divorce himADAP, and take the money and run. Maybe get a couple of his properties she can sell once he is history. She is likely a better business person than he is. She cannot be worse. Then she can sctuppe Soon Musk.

  2. WTF does that even mean? If for a moment he was to be honest (i know, I know) Trump would explain the details of a revised prenup to spell out how often “Melanie” would have to appear either with him or without, down to the last detail on whether he was allowed to so much as put his hand on her back as they walked along together are being negotiated. My bet is that we’ll see even an outline of an informal plan sometime after Trump reveals his “beautiful” new and way better than Obamacare even dreamed of being health plan.

  3. Saying more words, doesn’t make you sound any more intelligent.
    Reminds me of a sign I saw once that read, “If your mind should happen to go blank, don’t forget to turn off the sound”.

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