Here we go, we’re in final countdown mode. In just about 48 hours, the Vice Presidential debate, the last chance for either side to move the needle nationally will be upon us.
And dear Lord, what did we do to deserve this. On the one hand we have a 24 year army veteran, 11 year high school teacher and football coach, four term congressman and two term Governor. And on the other side you have a childhood abuse victim, craven sycophant, and all around empty vessel venture captialist who drove the only company he ever ran into the ground, and can’t even order a dozen f*cking donuts. The outcome should be so sad it’s funny.
But it will never get there. For starters let’s try this. As I previously wrote, JD Vances lead mentor in getting him ready for the debate is his wife. And when you consider the fact that JD Vance’s personal beliefs are that a woman should be chained barefoot to a stove while her mother takes care of the kids, and let only to go to the birthing center, I can’t help but wonder who’s tutoring who? Meanwhile, Tim Walz is being prepped by the Mensa Master Secretary Pete Buttigieg. Advantage Walz.
But none of it will matter. Because JD Vance is MAGA to his toes, and he wants to show Yoda that Puke Stywalker is the alpha male of the MAGA force. To his credit, Traitor Tot was smart enough not to step over the line of abject racism and sexism in his debate against a black woman.
Vance has no such restrictions. He’s on that stage with another white dude, and as long as he keeps it dirty and personal, he’s what passes for the sweet spot for a shortstop who’s hitting .125. He’ll smear Walz’s military service, he’ll smear their infertility issues, and he’ll sure as sh*t smear Walz’s developmentally challenged son. And he’ll come off as a total *sshole.
Which will kill him and his idiot boss on two levels. First of all, when Vance was running against then congressman Tim Ryan in 2022, I had donated to Ryan. I found an Ohio public access wevsite and watched the Ryan-Vance debate. And I’m glad I did.
Because for a guy who’s supposed to be a total MAGA badass, The Hillbilly Imbecile is a total wimp. When Ryan brought up some of Vance’s voluminous racist comments, Vance whined like a five year old girl, As the father of three beautiful little biracial girls, I take personal offense of allegations that I’m racist! I’m sick of this stuff. Historical fact. Racist segregationist GOP Senator Strom Thurmond had an illegitimate biracial daughter he dutifully supported through her youth. When it was Ryan’s turn to speak, he immediately said, Ohhh, I think I struck a nerve here with JD. What do you think? Watch for Walz to legitimately bring up Vance’s racist tropes about Haitians eating family pets, and wait for him to go off like a firecracker.
And here’s the second, more universal reason. Poll after poll shows that the vast majority of American voters are desperate for change. That’s why Harris has caught, and in multiple polls passed Traitor Tot in national and battleground states. She’s a new, fresh face with new ideas, and God knows a new mantra, optimism.
And what they’re sick of is gridlock, obstructionism, and God knows the toxic rhetoric in our national and local political discourse. And for his 45 minutes of Tuesday night, that’s exactly what JD Vance is going to jam down our throats, like that scene in A Clockwork Orange where Alex is strapped to a chair, his eyelids pried open, drops being put in while he has to watch ultra violent images on the movie screen.
And that’s something nobody in this country other than brain dead Trombies want to see. Walz will do his part, easily deflecting Vance’s racist sh*t, sticking the shiv in where it hurts the most, and then pivoting directly back to a positive message of accomplishments complete, and uplifting tasks to do.
To be honest, I’m not sure I can have popcorn for Tuesday night’s debate, simply because I don’t have a plastic tarp to protect it from Vance’s toxic spew. But the VP debate is Traitor Tot’s last chance to sway undecided voters, and Beggar Vance is going to send them running and screaming into Harris’s and Walz’s arms.
I thank you for the privilege of your time.
Fancy Vancy can spew his ‘toxic rhetoric’ as mush as he ineffectually sees fit on when and where to employ it. There’s a counter Fancy Vancy, in the words of Orwell “… However much you deny the truth, the truth goes on existing…” [George Orwell]. Fancy Vancy and his puppet string pullers are like temporary storm clouds; once they f**k off, it’s a much better place. What’s left to contend with is how to safely and effectively manage the damage done, once the unhinged declining king baby and eyeliner mouth piece storm blows over.
Still, things can go wrong. The microphones will not be muted so Vance just has to talk nonstop and Mr. Walz will not get a word in edgewise. We’ve seen how the media, including those hosting the debate, favor magats. If they do not make Vance shut up, Mr Walz cannot make his points.
Secondly, who is prepping Vance, his wife or habbadabbadoo? I’ve read both names on Politizoom. I doubt either, or both, can do a great job but habbadabbadoo knows how to talk nonstop without making a single point.
And lastly, as much as people want change, there are waaaay too many in the GQP who will hold their nose and still vote for Orangeman, despite not wanting him to be president. As much as the country is ready for, and wants, change, it’s not over until the ballots are counted. I can’t go through another election believing that the leader in the polls was going to win and then finding out that that creature from hell ended up in the residency. I’ll wait for all the votes to come in, be counted, and VP Harris hopefully being declared President.
I for one am drinking brewskis in favor of Walz!
All Tim Walz has to do is be himself…the hillbilly from hell has no real self to be. As my daughter has pointed out to me: real recognizes real.
“I have 3 beautiful biracial daughters” so he can’t be called a racist…I guess he wants rights for rich no now hits immigrants and their Kidd but not for hard- working ones on the first step of the wealth ladder.
And as for women working, his wife is a highly paid lawyer.