Sunday was a busy day for nobody’s favorite GOP Senator, Ted Cruz, who appeared in an interview with right wing talker Mark Levin before ducking out to watch his Houston Astros play the Yankees for the American League Championship – where he received a hearty Bronx one finger salute.
Ted was on the Levin lying hour to defend the man who insulted both his wife and father, repeating one of drumpf’s big lies, that other Presidents had taken sensitive documents from the White House, to squirrel away exactly as drumpf has done.
He went to Yankee Stadium to watch his Astros try to win the pennant, but left in the sixth inning of a tie game to boos and the aforementioned birds.
Twitter had fun with both:
Why do people hate Ted Cruz at first sight? Because it saves time. pic.twitter.com/JS1JSLwj7V
— 🌊Rand Paul's neighbour🌊 (@Johanvanderslam) October 24, 2022
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When people ask me why New York City is so expensive, I tell them it’s because there’s a 93% chance your neighbor won’t be a Trump supporter. We gladly pay a premium for that.
— Grey_Obelisk (@Grey_Obelisk) October 24, 2022
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Not all former presidents take top secret documents that are highly sensitive and labeled as such.
I think the Count of Mostly Crisco is the only one that has ever done that. Not only that, they gave him a chance to give them back and he didn't. Then he lied about it.— Chevron 🇺🇦🌈🌊#Resist #BLM (@lachevron) October 24, 2022
Yup
Why are you bringing me in your lie. pic.twitter.com/spovsEeIuS
— Lainelaine63 🌊 (@Sogburn57) October 24, 2022
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Best pic Cruz has ever had taken. 🤷🏻♀️
— Clarity 🇺🇦 (@clarityforusa) October 24, 2022
Definitely.
— exhaustedmomof4 (@ExhaustedMomof4) October 24, 2022
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The National Archives "took them" to their Presidential Libraries. trump STOLE them for personal gain. Ted Cruz is a traitor & a liar… pic.twitter.com/rNtIJYwTVu
— Dixie Scott (@DixieScott) October 24, 2022
Yup
And lied about it.
Cruz is lying again. pic.twitter.com/K7L4ackwKL
— ✍🏻This is no dream! This is really happening! (@WWonTwit) October 24, 2022
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Has anyone checked on Texas? Storm? Major catastrophe? @tedcruz is always the first one out when shit goes down. Check on your friends folks.
— andrea heart 🇺🇸🏴☠️🌵☀️ (@andreaheart19) October 24, 2022
— Kemu 🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@kemu808) October 24, 2022
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This is cathartic https://t.co/uiSkBFkA3k
— Comfortably Numb 🇺🇦🇵🇸 (@YGalanter) October 24, 2022
Yup.
Not all former presidents take top secret documents that are highly sensitive and labeled as such.
I think the Count of Mostly Crisco is the only one that has ever done that. Not only that, they gave him a chance to give them back and he didn't. Then he lied about it.— Chevron 🇺🇦🌈🌊#Resist #BLM (@lachevron) October 24, 2022
“Mostly Crisco” 🙌 🤣😂😂
— bingading (@bingading) October 24, 2022
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— bunnycatt 💉💉+💉💉💃🏼 (@bethyr87) October 24, 2022
Sound up for this one.
And, hell freezes over:
A Red Sox fan popping by to say that these Yankees fans are doing some godly work right here!
— Lizzie 🇺🇦 🌻 (@lizzer0125) October 24, 2022
Everybody hates Ted Cruz.
” I could make a better man out of a banana.” Kilgore Trout (Vonnegut).
Sure but there were bound to be some failures–cruz is one of Kilgore’s failures. Probably ought to be his middle name F.F.S.
He loves him some hate. The bird did nothing. The folks at The View today yelling at him. He’s impervious. He’s is narcissistic like 45. Good vibes, bad vibes – at least they’re feeding his narcissism.