Of all of the characters in the Trumpworld comic strip, I have found Mike Pence to be the least palatable. But all that’s changed since Donald Trump revealed Pence’s secret identity — Mike Pounce, stupid, sanctimonious Veep by day, intrepid pootie being by night. It’s like finding out that staid and boring Clark Kent is really The Man Of Steel.
Wow, can Mike Pounce do this?
— #FlamingDancer #disloyal2tRump #25thA #fbr ? (@Betsy_Manning) September 13, 2019
I’ll give Pouncey-poo a saucer of milk if he can do that. Now, you’ll be happy to learn, that through my vast network of secret operatives, I have obtained photos from Mike Pounce’s family album, never before published and of course, I share them with you, fellow Zoomers, herewith.
— Guerrera??❤️✌??? (@ariesmorrison) September 13, 2019
— Dion (@Noid68) September 13, 2019
— TXMXBEAR (@txmxbear) September 13, 2019
— Kimmie ????? (@LBC1961) September 13, 2019
I dunno pic.twitter.com/bPjoABkIGc
— T o n y G e e (@theTonyGee) September 13, 2019
And that’s the end, no pun initended. Pounce-mania is upon us. Come on, let’s all chip in and get Mike Pounce a plane ticket to go to Baltimore, where Donald Trump says all the rats are — at least, all the ones that aren’t in the kitchens of Trump properties. Hopefully, there will be a few as big as Mike Pounce, and in the end, there can be only one. And it won’t be Mike Pounce.